Joe Biden waxed lyrical in a press conference today:
REPORTER:
Why is your foreign policy seemingly soft in the Middle East?
BIDEN:
Why am I soft in the Middle . . . ?
No, why am I soft in the Middle . . . ?
The rest of my life is so hard.
I need a phony opportunity.
I want a shot at republishing.
Don’t want to end up a Khartoum in a Kabul graveyard
Boondoggles, Boondoggles
Passed in the midnight —
Far away my well-lit door —
[To Secret Service:] Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore.
Paul Simon
More like “Polls Hymen”
Biden, to the press:
“If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long-lost short-timer
I may call you Beto
And bet when they recall me, you can call it Alzheimer’s…”