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“I was there when the first plane hit. I rushed in to help but was overcome by smoke and died. Fortunately I remembered my Boy Scouts CPR training and was able to revive myself and personally help nearly 100,000 people evacuate before the building collapsed.”
… And I rember, I was over in Afghanistan killing Obama bin Laden — which I opposed, by the way, for real –I was the only one — when I heard the news. Twin Towers. C’mon, man!
“I was there when the first plane hit. I rushed in to help but was overcome by smoke and died. Fortunately I remembered my Boy Scouts CPR training and was able to revive myself and personally help nearly 100,000 people evacuate before the building collapsed.”
“While I watched the towers fall I made a vow then and there that no woman will ever again be denied the right to kill a child.”
I drove Dr. Jill over to the Penta…Penta…you know, the place all the generals hang out. Anyway, I drove her over there to assist the wounded.
… And I remember saying to Beau: “Let’s roll.” No, wait: that was Hunter . . that was one good joint.
… And I remember that guy from ATT or T-Mumble saying “Can you hear me know?” Well, son of a b****, I could!
… And I rember, I was over in Afghanistan killing Obama bin Laden — which I opposed, by the way, for real –I was the only one — when I heard the news. Twin Towers. C’mon, man!