Straight Line of the Day: On Friday, We Had a Photo Captioned “Wouldn’t Surprise Me.” What Wouldn’t Surprise You? Posted by Oppo on 8 September 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: On Friday, we had a photo captioned “Wouldn’t Surprise Me.” What wouldn’t surprise you? 1 1
Biden signing an executive order to smuggle refugees out of Afghanistan in large wooden badgers. 1 Reply to this comment
How far liberals will go to destroy the country while retaining their (white) privilege. 3 Reply to this comment
A conservative woman who was intelligent, pleasant, good looking, self-sufficient, funny, feminine and likes alpha males, firearms, and tacos. 2 Reply to this comment
The ending of any current network cop/detective show. (It was the rich cis, white male or the redneck, cis white male or TRUUUUMP!) 2 Reply to this comment
… increasing “Blue State Blackouts”, as they convert their electrical grids from reliable energy generation to mirrors and smoking wind generators… 3 Reply to this comment
Not a peep out of the media or liberals if Biden used an Afghanistan “Mission Accomplished” banner. 2 Reply to this comment
With this group in the White House, I wouldn’t be surprised if Queen Lizzy demands to re-negotiate the Treaty of Paris. 3 Reply to this comment
For the benefit of “inclusion”, American Express Management has recently decided to excluded conservative, heterosexual, white Christian males. To accommodate this corporate “wokeness”, multitudes of American Express clients will soon be cancelling accounts. Not Surprised. Reply to this comment
Biden sniffing Merkel’s hair.
Biden signing an executive order to smuggle refugees out of Afghanistan in large wooden badgers.
The Spanish Inquisition
How far liberals will go to destroy the country while retaining their (white) privilege.
Biden is retaining his blight privilege.
The alleged Durham Report stating “No harm, no foul”.
…President Nancy Pelosi, but she’s gotta move quickly…
A conservative woman who was intelligent, pleasant, good looking, self-sufficient, funny, feminine and likes alpha males, firearms, and tacos.
Sarah, Sarah.
… someone saying, “I won’t say it’s Aliens…”
That would surprise me.
The ending of any current network cop/detective show.
(It was the rich cis, white male or the redneck, cis white male or TRUUUUMP!)
… an Emu talk in my future, followed by some Yak-ity yak…
I’ll check with the Yak and we will schedule you.
… increasing “Blue State Blackouts”, as they convert their electrical grids from reliable energy generation to mirrors and smoking wind generators…
Not a peep out of the media or liberals if Biden used an Afghanistan “Mission Accomplished” banner.
President O. Michelle O, that is.
A big name politician assuming room temperature before Christmas.
By big name, do you mean a surname with more than three syllables?
Biden turning over the White House to the Taliban
With this group in the White House, I wouldn’t be surprised if Queen Lizzy demands to re-negotiate the Treaty of Paris.
For the benefit of “inclusion”, American Express Management has recently decided to excluded conservative, heterosexual, white Christian males.
To accommodate this corporate “wokeness”, multitudes of American Express clients will soon be cancelling accounts.
Not Surprised.
What wouldn’t surprise you?
A mushroom cloud over the Sea of Tranquility.