Was told that Jill’s name had been changed to Mike Hunt…then wandered around looking for her…” Has anyone seen Mike..you know..Mike Hunt?…C’mon man… Mike Hunt!”
Told the guy from Micronesia he suffers from Micronesia too.
Threatened to take the guy from Gambia out behind the gym and whoop his smart ass when he kept correcting it to “The Gambia.” [In all fairness, so did Trump.]
Kept mumbling the guy from Niger’s country name.
Kept looking for a guy from the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
Told the guy from the Netherlands he was looking for the Dutch.
Tried to mediate a peace between the Jews and the Hair-Rubs.
In an Embarrassing Moment at the UN, Biden…
Biden’s mic was left on.
….. tried to sniff his own hair.
…asked for a 7-Up because you know… that’s the UN-Cola.
… Biden’s handlers forgot to take off his leash…
… Biden wandered off, mid-speech…
… Biden tried to alert the Border Patrol about “all these foreigners”…
…said he had to wrap it up because of …Wapner in 10 minutes.
. . . referred to Jill as Edith Wilson
showed up.
In an Embarrassing Moment at the UN, Biden…
Asked of they could stop at the World’s Fair on his way out of town
Declared war on the Grand Duchy of Fenwick.
Multi-tasking. He hasn’t finished the war on breakfast cereal yet.
Are we going to milk this one more?
Of course, are you a man or a mouse that roars?
. . . introduced himself as Neil Kinnock
What’s with the comments? Another one got 86’d
Don’t know but we have top men working on it.
Top? Men??
Well, maybe middlin’ women.
Went into a poor impression of Admiral Stockdale.
…said he was on a mission from God… and he was putting the band back together.
Started banging his shoe on a table when the delegate from Israel got up to speak.
introduced himself as President of the United States.
“represented” the United States.
forgot to change out of his jammies.
challenged Merkel to a pushup contest.
…died.
. . . started sniffing the teleprompter after one of his prankster speech writers loaded Babesleaga into it.
Tried to get everyone to join him in a conga line while singing kumbaya
… but, of course, told them all to get in a gumby line and sing “Kamala.” It’s that damn stutter of his.
Realized the representatives from some countries are dog-faced pony soldiers.
Farted. And never knew it.
Was told that Jill’s name had been changed to Mike Hunt…then wandered around looking for her…” Has anyone seen Mike..you know..Mike Hunt?…C’mon man… Mike Hunt!”
In an embarrassing moment at the UN,
Biden’s handlers forgot to get control of the off button for his mic.
In an Embarrassing Moment at the UN, Biden…
…Lost his teeth. They chased Macron around and finally bit him in the ass. Macron immediately called for ‘Community Teeth Policing’.
…asked if Salva Kiir Mayardit would like to feel his leg hair.
Lest out the biggest GD Fart and then blames it on the hostess!
Told the guy from Micronesia he suffers from Micronesia too.
Threatened to take the guy from Gambia out behind the gym and whoop his smart ass when he kept correcting it to “The Gambia.” [In all fairness, so did Trump.]
Kept mumbling the guy from Niger’s country name.
Kept looking for a guy from the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
Told the guy from the Netherlands he was looking for the Dutch.
Tried to mediate a peace between the Jews and the Hair-Rubs.