Thanks to liberal bail and jailing policies criminals in New York are now allowed to roam the streets instead of being sent to a correctional facility. So the reasoning is with less criminals being confined there is less need for correctional facilities. So it’s a win-win for everyone….except the crime victims of course.
It is much cheaper for the state to turn them loose and let them forage upon the communities and it is safer for our correction officers and government officials too!!!
…they are sick and tired of the Cornpop Chowder.
Six politicians used their Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Free cards.
Gas prices have all but eliminated drive-bys.
All the males now identify their gender as white supremacist woman who deserves 99 to life.
…too many things are named after the Clintons.
…it’s the only way to get the Cuomos out-of-state…
…so they can be converted to housing for homeless, recently-released convicts.
The reasoning Is…
All the support staff have taken the job offe in Texas and Florida
… to avoid the Christmas rush…
… to set up a trap for “Snake” Plissken..
He WAS in jail. Now, there’s a m*********** Snake on a m********** plane.
Keep the murderers and rapists safe from da Covid.
…and from da Variants (nickname for the women on The View)
They’re Rep. Omar con variants.
All the Gun Free zones will keep them on the straight and narrow.
well…. it’s just that there are no more criminals in New York.
…they all agreed to vote the Democratic party line.
“Now, go do that voting that you do so well!”
New York found a bus ticket to New Jersey was cheaper and had less recidivism
…they finally figured out that Vengeful Punishment facilities were much more satisfiying than mere Correctional Facilities.
…they finally figured out that the “correctional” aspect was only training a new batch of corrupt lawyers and crooked politicians.
Hedley Lamarr is paying good money for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, bugger3rs, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dyk3s, train robbers, bank robbers, a$$-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists. (but not the Irish)
Simply because the Democrats believe if you love something
you should set it free.
“If you love something set it free, if it returns make sure it doesn’t take your wallet.”
Thanks to liberal bail and jailing policies criminals in New York are now allowed to roam the streets instead of being sent to a correctional facility. So the reasoning is with less criminals being confined there is less need for correctional facilities. So it’s a win-win for everyone….except the crime victims of course.
…the Democrats found that outright theft was actually a faster way to adopt socialism.
… SUVs and Alec Baldwin’s gun are now committing most of the crimes.
… Smash & Grab gangs severely understaffed due to federal vaccine mandates.
… Joe Biden slurred his speech on “C’mon, Man: Puddin’s For Everyone!” Sounded like pardons.
… all inmates identify as Bawabbas.
“Welease Bawabbas!”
Crime is a social construct.
There wasn’t enough rioting in Waukesha, too many BLM members had somewhere to be. They fixed that.
… they mistakenly thought they were closing some public schools. Dang, those institutions look a lot alike.
Except you’ll spend more time in the institution of higher learning, and there is no bail granted – ever…
Pelosi is gonna need security for her newly acquired compound
in Florida…..
They need time to train the new poll workers before the mid-term elections.
It is much cheaper for the state to turn them loose and let them forage upon the communities and it is safer for our correction officers and government officials too!!!
They decided to take advantage of all the newly empty space at the nursing homes.
I hear New York State will be closing six correctional facilities in March. One is Maximum Security. The reasoning Is…
all the criminals agreed to never be bad ever again. Swearsies!
Shhhh, they don’t know they’re on double secret probation….
Okay, but did they PINKY swear?
Due to the labor shortage, someone is needed to count democrat votes at 2 in the morning.