CNN Ridiculed for Blaming Pets for Impact on Climate Change, Advocating ‘Insect-Based Food’ and Adopting Small Rodents Instead of Dogs
The Blaze | 10/23/2022 | Paul SaccaThe latest scapegoat for climate change is your lovable dog and cuddly cat. According to CNN, pets are a negative impact in regards to climate change. CNN gave green advice on how to reduce your pets’ “carbon pawprint,” including feeding your canine companion “insect-based food” and adopting small rodents instead of dogs.
Late last month, CNN published an article titled: “Our pets are part of the climate problem. These tips can help you minimize their carbon pawprints.” The article went largely unnoticed until CNN promoted the article on social media – where it was widely ridiculed.
Straight Line of the Day: CNN wants you to switch to rodents for pets. They also want you to…
CNN wants you to switch to rodents for pets. They also want you to…Die
DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
… continue to trust their rodents for all your news and opinion needs…
… install electricity-generating hamster wheels to bolster the grid…
… adopt them from a sewer near you…
…vote for rodents
… not oppose the inevitable “rat tax”…
…prove Paul Pelosi’s x-rays showed a hammer up his butt.
Replace wasteful flush toilets with green outhouses.
Replace high carbon footprint healthcare with leeches.
Do your taxes with a slide rule to save energy
CNN wants you to switch to rodents for pets. They also want you to…
come up with useful ideas for Brian Stelter and the other flotsam and jetsam emitted by their sinking ship.
Well, they had death (covid), war(Russia), and famine(eat bugs) covered so they needed something for pestilence..
I guess they’re pretty much done
Switch from Democrats to Cockroaches… you won’t notice the difference.
They also want you to…
… donate heavily to the Global Flatulence Reduction Initiative (sponsored by CNN).
We’ve replaced this man’s regular coffee with Bill Gate’s recycled blackwater. Let’s see if they notice.
CNN wants you to switch to rodents for pets. They also want you to…
…take them seriously. This is why no one takes them seriously.
Donate to Don Lemons go fund me page so he can get his own small rodent.
(Richard Gere was unavailable for comment)
…vote for incumbent Dem rodents.
Not the first time watching CNN and saying I smelled a rat
I wonder if the soyboys and girls will help send us all on an African safari so we can slaughter and eat thousands of animals..for the good of mankind and the enviornment…saving the world one gazelle farter at a time..
…Stay away from ROUS’s
Republicans Of Unusual Size
……………………expire . They feel you’ve reached your expiration date and leave them all your assets.
My house had never gotten broken into until I took CNN’s advice and replaced my guard dog with a guard mouse. Sadly I found out his squeak was worse than his bite.