“When you stick you hand into a mess of goo that a moment before was your best friend’s s’more . . . you’ll know what to do.” 3 Reply to this comment
“I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Where you been all your lives? Listening to Sesame Street bad-mouthing your country, I’ll bet.” 1 Reply to this comment
Gunnery Sgt.: “Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f-ck is that?! What is that, Pvt. Pyle?!… a jelly donut”?! 3 Reply to this comment
I don’t know, but I’ve been told… Eskimo pie is mighty cold! Mmmmmmm…ice cream. 2 Reply to this comment
“You see these teeth? These are grown-up teeth. You have to earn ’em. When I’m done with you babies, you’ll be men, and you’ll have earned your teeth too”. 1 Reply to this comment
“When I get done with you there’ll be no ‘questioning’. You won’t be ‘courious’. You’ll be boys. REAL BOYS!” 3 Reply to this comment
PRIVATE! You look like the best parts of you dripped down your Momma’s scrotum and ended up as a stain on the sheets! 4 Reply to this comment
“When you stick you hand into a mess of goo that a moment before was your best friend’s s’more . . . you’ll know what to do.”
“I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Where you been all your lives? Listening to Sesame Street bad-mouthing your country, I’ll bet.”
“Who said that? Nobody? The poopy-headed Tooth Fairy said it! Outstanding!”
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
“You are OUT, soldier – I did not say “Simon says” first…”
Gunnery Sgt.: “Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f-ck is that?! What is that, Pvt. Pyle?!… a jelly donut”?!
“I dunno, Gunny – they’re gettin’ younger every year …”
I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I can’t see you either. Nice camo.
I don’t know, but I’ve been told…
Eskimo pie is mighty cold!
Mmmmmmm…ice cream.
…and big-legged women ain’t got no soul.
Bullpoopy you didn’t convince me! Show me your Modern Warfare face!
“What’s the matter Billy, stay up past your bedtime last night!?”
“You think it’s funny to fluffy in formation”?
“You see these teeth? These are grown-up teeth. You have to earn ’em. When I’m done with you babies, you’ll be men, and you’ll have earned your teeth too”.
Recruitment standards are REALLY changing.
Drop that binkey soldier and give me 20!
“When I get done with you there’ll be no ‘questioning’. You won’t be ‘courious’. You’ll be boys. REAL BOYS!”
PRONOUNS! FFS PRONOUNS!
This looks like every 2nd Lieutenant I ever met gathered in one place.
“Dat’s De FACt, Sir!”
“I love the smell of MayPo in the morning!”
“Drop and give me tweenie!”
PRIVATE! You look like the best parts of you dripped down your Momma’s scrotum and ended up as a stain on the sheets!