Straight Line of the Day: A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … Posted by Oppo on 14 April 2023, 12:00 pm
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … Options are important. 1 Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … When did they take “in the loafers” off their name? 5 Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … No thanks, don’t want to lose the one I got. Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: “Is that another beer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. YIKES. 1 Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … Is that another beer in your dress or are you forgetting to tuck and cover? 4 Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … No thanks Groomer. 2 Reply to this comment
Goober couldn’t even chew gum and walk at the same time..but he went on to become a millionaire selling classic comic books. Reply to this comment
“Bud Light? Isn’t that a gateway drug to the hard stuff, like Jack Daniel’s?” 3 Reply to this comment
The only woke I’m interested in is waking up next to you. (Insert Crazy vs. Hot Matrix here). 1 Reply to this comment
Finally, something I might use in case you catch on fire. You know, this is a gun in my pocket and… Lib Beer-ty or Death? Goodbye cruel world. 1 Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: … F**k off!! (Granted, not all that snappy but direct and to the point.) 1 Reply to this comment
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: …
Options are important.
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: …
When did they take “in the loafers” off their name?
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: …
No thanks, don’t want to lose the one I got.
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback:
“Is that another beer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. YIKES.
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: …
Is that another beer in your dress or are you forgetting to tuck and cover?
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: …
No thanks Groomer.
Groomer and Gomer were brothers from different mothers.
Gomer was played by a gay man,but he wasn’t a pedo groomer.
Goober couldn’t even chew gum and walk at the same time..but he went on to become a millionaire selling classic comic books.
Groomer is just a less nuanced “influencer”…
No thanks, I’d rather have a beer.
“Got any Modelo?”
“Bud Light? Isn’t that a gateway drug to the hard stuff, like Jack Daniel’s?”
Oh thanks, I needed more ammo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKDcWjdSpk
The only woke I’m interested in is waking up next to you. (Insert Crazy vs. Hot Matrix here).
No thank you, I prefer New Coke.
I don’t drink beer – I’m a cat, you weirdo.
…”So, the women here pee standing up. Thanks for the warning.”
Gomer was played by a gay man,but he wasn’t a pedo groomer.
“No thank you, REAL WOMEN don’t drink “bud light”.
No thanks, I’m done studying for my upcoming urine test….
Oh, You’re the one that came in a Ford pick-up.
Finally, something I might use in case you catch on fire.
You know, this is a gun in my pocket and…
Lib Beer-ty or Death? Goodbye cruel world.
A Stranger Comes Up to You at a Party Drinking a Bud Light and Offers You One. Your Snappy Comeback: …
F**k off!! (Granted, not all that snappy but direct and to the point.)