Did I say, “find out”? I meant, “mistakenly believe.” Because, you know, I really am a denizen of the underworld. Why else would I have “don” as part of my moniker?
I found an egg salad sandwich from yesterday morning on the dash of my truck. I was really starving so I ate it. I feel mostly ok but something seems to be rumbling down below. I’ll be alright …wont I?
Things That Make You Afraid: …
I’m not saying it’s the Reptilians instead of the Greys..but it’s the Reptilians instead of the Greys.
“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”.
I’m afraid people might find out that I am not actually a denizen of the underworld.
Did I say, “find out”? I meant, “mistakenly believe.” Because, you know, I really am a denizen of the underworld. Why else would I have “don” as part of my moniker?
I would say that my biggest fear right now is that Biden gets re-elected.
Things that make me afraid:
What will happen to FrankJ when satire is outlawed?
Plastics!
The boss figuring out that anyone can do my job…
Me: “What’s wrong, dear?”
Spouse: “Nothing…”
Almost as bad as, “I’m fine.”
“Ms. Abrams, I know it’s only 6:15, but the buffet is closed.” I am afraid for the poor Golden Corral manager’s life.
“Hey, the crawl space in my new home has boxes of evidence against Hillary Clinton.”
The Supreme Court uses the 22nd amendment to prohibit Trump from running in 2024, since he has already been elected twice.
The check from the Nigerian prince is going to bounce.
The Spanish Inquisition
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
…that they may find out I’m fake spaghetti…
…I mean an Impasta
getting splinters from a large wooden badger.
Things That Make You Afraid: …
meeting The Emu’s brother… Doug.
I heard the Emu’s sister, a Karen, is even scarier. She will pluck your eyeballs out and then eat them.
… the room for the High School Algebra Test…
What kind of bra is an alge anyway?
Miss Bennet didn’t like it when I asked.
Hyper-sensitive dictators going through post archives from 2011 to register their displeasure at the killing of dictators.
I found an egg salad sandwich from yesterday morning on the dash of my truck. I was really starving so I ate it. I feel mostly ok but something seems to be rumbling down below. I’ll be alright …wont I?
“I’ll tell you what, let’s hold all questions until the end of the tour ok?… Thank yew!”
-Tina
[Acknowledgement: Rihar]
Suuuuure you will. You can trust us, we’re pre-med.
How are you after your meds?…