Kamala Harris: “Saturday, Right?”

“Saturday is a day of the week. And who doesn’t love Saturday? A day we don’t have to work, unless you have a job that involves working on Saturday. Good night, everyone!”

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  1. . . . and Saturday will be gone in half a day, due to the significance of the passage of time, according to this Venn diagram. Cackle cackle cackle. I have no idea why I go through speechwriters like most people change their socks, this is so witty and innovative. Cackle cackle cackle. Did the dumbbell fall again? Need to measure the drapes for the umpteenth time. Cackle cackle cackle.

  2. “Did you ever notice how the week goes round and round, round and round, round and round? It’s like a cycle, endlessly coming back to where you started. Saturday is like that. Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright, am I right?”

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