Unless you find yourself in this guy’s situation:
Florida Cop, Pregnant Woman Arrested After Joint Beatdown of Man Dating Them Both, Police Say
Too Fab | 6/2/2023Miami-Dade Police Officer Anna Elicia Perez found herself in handcuffs last week after she and a pregnant woman allegedly confronted and beat up a man who was dating them both, say local authorities.
The alleged incident went down at Miller’s Ale House in Palmetto Bay last Friday, after Perez, 34, and Mila Zuloaga, 35, apparently discovered their unnamed boyfriend was seeing them both. Both women reportedly thought they were in monogamous relationships with the victim, while Zuloaga is seven months pregnant and lives with him.
. . . they both confronted him at the sports bar. …
“The officer and pregnant woman intentionally struck the victim on the face and upper body with their hands multiple times,” the report continued. “The victim sustained redness to the face and a small bruise to the lower lip.”
The victim sustained redness to the face and a small bruise to the lower lip.”
SRSLY?? A female cop and a pregnant woman teamed up on the guy and That is all the asswhoopin they had to put on him? They clearly didn’t prepare well..
Whoops!
So ….ladies, I guess there’s no chance of a little action this weekend then…
Reminds me. Where are all the mass shootings? Something doesn’t seem right.
“The victim sustained redness to the face and a small bruise to the lower lip.”
My guess is that they didn’t check for damage south of the border…
I don’t know but I heard she was driving a brand new vulva.
Nope..well used..high mileage…
And not even eligible for insurance liability thru that emu co.
Certified pre-owned Vulva
Here’s hoping the victim sustains eighteen years of bruising child support payments.
The victim sustained redness to the face and a small bruise to the lower lip.”
What kind of man presses charges for a few well deserved slaps? The ladies down there must have very low standards for what a ‘man’ is. See what all this gender diffusion has done…these ladies confused having a penis for not identifying as a ‘girl’.
A real man takes the slaps, and if the ladies are hot, the free drinks and high-fives from his buddies then takes a shot at a throuple.