Welcome to IMAO! Kids Today — Leave Their Sawing To Go Fishing Posted by Oppo on 27 June 2023, 11:00 am
That window . . . . in the hotel — overlooking the sawing ladder — Is it set aside for spinsters, straight women, and homophiles? Reply to this comment
Do they have a provenance on the big tree? How do they know it is the original and not some stump put there later? I. Want. Answers! 1 Reply to this comment
(W.C. Fields voice): Look, Tourist, it’s just the Original Big Tree. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Reply to this comment
Kid: “Hey daddy imma build a wooden submarine out of this before my crazy friend starts trying to build a wooden badger out of it.” 3 Reply to this comment
I think it would be easier to make a slide fire escape out of a few boards instead of carving one…just sayin… 1 Reply to this comment
That window . . . . in the hotel — overlooking the sawing ladder —
Is it set aside for spinsters, straight women, and homophiles?
As the kids say, “Yert Yert!”
Do they have a provenance on the big tree? How do they know it is the original and not some stump put there later? I. Want. Answers!
(W.C. Fields voice): Look, Tourist, it’s just the Original Big Tree. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
First rule of IMAO Club: Your limb touches an intern, you pull away a stump.
Kid:
“Hey daddy imma build a wooden submarine out of this before my crazy friend starts trying to build a wooden badger out of it.”
I think it would be easier to make a slide fire escape out of a few boards instead of carving one…just sayin…