The “Pretty Please?” Approach:
“The Pretty Please” Approach:
The “I Am Leaning Forward Into This Internship” Approach
What . . . I’m not sure what this approach is called, but they have found that it usually works.
“I’m In!”
Oh, and an extensive curriculum vitae, work study history, list of goals, and essay.
The top one. Is that Toni Basil? Or is it Toni Basil?
Likely. I just snagged it from MSM article. Didn’t read the article.
Now I can’t get Hey Mickey out of my head. That’s alright…
That isn’t “alright.”
It’s “fine.”
Heh.
Although now I think it’s the babe from the ATT commercials.
The one that doesn’t want to be thought of as sexy?
I don’t see reassignment surgery as a qualification – wondering why, haters!
I heard they don’t care as long as you don’t have any major body odor.
Beware! The one in green has Crazy-Eyes
Eyes? Oh yes, her… eyes.
Are these paid internships?
And I think it’s my turn to be Team Lead for the interns this year.
Payment-free internships. But there is a Biden-sized line item in the budget for intern “programs,” I’ve heard.
Hey, to be fair, if you can chest-bump these intern Team Leaders out of the ring, you can be Team Leader.
Or, not.
The next to the last one is the “Oh, and I brought a friend” approach which is highly regarded in some circles.
“Glands to the left of me, chokers to the right, here I am: schmuck in the middle again.”
Put that wheel back where you got it, mister!
In lieu of the CV, work history and essay, we will accept a portfolio of your favorite memes.
Thanks for the Meme-or-CVs . . .
Once the application is in, all they can do is Hope.