Straight Line of the Day: India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: … Posted by Oppo on 31 August 2023, 12:00 pm
The “Beans” Bhindarvi spaceship rocket design fueled entirely by human flatulence.. 1 Reply to this comment
… dashing the hopes of clueless enviro-wienies everywhere as they continue to expand their electric grid with non-renewables… 1 Reply to this comment
India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: … To erect a giant sign on the moon that says…We will populate to 1 billion here in no time. 1 Reply to this comment
…Establish the first Space Temple so they can worship the cow that jumped over the Moon. 7 Reply to this comment
Their Next Achievement… Naming their women’s national soccer team the Cleavage Indians 2 Reply to this comment
Outsourcing all of their scam call centers to Mare Vaporum (the sea of vaporware) 2 Reply to this comment
India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: … Fulfilling FrankJ’s dream. 2 Reply to this comment
India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: … Building training and housing facilities for the bhishtis. Reply to this comment
… having their cricket squad beat Pakistan’s in the Asia Cup. Admittedly, a bit of a step down in ambition from the moon thing… 1 Reply to this comment
No, dude. I’ve seen cricket. Just figuring out the rules requires way more effort than space travel. 4 Reply to this comment
Railroad tracks for the exploratory robots. Firing Tom Cullen as their Mission To Mars navigator. 1 Reply to this comment
“… Railroad tracks for the exploratory robots…” “Shoot! We almost lost a four-billion-dollar Han cart.” “Glide-sloping on the job, huh? Dock that joke a day’s pay.” “No, consarn it! I said the new show-off’s a nav’g’tor!” Reply to this comment
… placement of a large target, contracted by some nameless entity…
The “Beans” Bhindarvi spaceship rocket design fueled entirely by human flatulence..
… dashing the hopes of clueless enviro-wienies everywhere as they continue to expand their electric grid with non-renewables…
A new India Astronaut program that will allows for SpaceSikh-ness
India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: …
To erect a giant sign on the moon that says…We will populate to 1 billion here in no time.
…shipping the entire population of Pakistan to the moon.
Their Next Achievement…
…setting up NASA’s customer service call center.
Bacon!
…Establish the first Space Temple so they can worship the cow that jumped over the Moon.
Their Next Achievement…
….figure out a way to keep those cows from jumping
Their Next Achievement…
Naming their women’s national soccer team the Cleavage Indians
…opening a Motel 6 on the Moon.
Outsourcing all of their scam call centers to Mare Vaporum (the sea of vaporware)
India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: …
Fulfilling FrankJ’s dream.
India Is Now the 4th Country To (Successfully) Land on the Moon. Their Next Achievement: …
Building training and housing facilities for the bhishtis.
… having their cricket squad beat Pakistan’s in the Asia Cup.
Admittedly, a bit of a step down in ambition from the moon thing…
No, dude. I’ve seen cricket. Just figuring out the rules requires way more effort than space travel.
Build a street so future inhabitants can take a dump in the gutter..
Railroad tracks for the exploratory robots.
Firing Tom Cullen as their Mission To Mars navigator.
“… Railroad tracks for the exploratory robots…”
“Shoot! We almost lost a four-billion-dollar Han cart.”
“Glide-sloping on the job, huh? Dock that joke a day’s pay.”
“No, consarn it! I said the new show-off’s a nav’g’tor!”
…indoor plumbing.