Prince Harry divorces Meghan, saying “I finally got my balls back.” He disavows everything said during the marriage and pleads with King Charles to reinstate him as a working senior Royal. King Charles accepts on the condition his place in Succession would be skipped (thus Harry could never be King by unusual circumstance), but he otherwise would be given back all previous held Titles and Positions with the responsibilities and rewards thereof.
Another funeral.
Prince Andrew naming names in a tell-all book about Epstein Island.
Come to think of it, the announcement of the latter would probably result in the former.
Best Way for Them To Make a Splash in the News: …
“We are all really a bunch of Commies!”
… reinstitute prima nocta…
Challenge the USA to a do-over from 1776.
… get Harry and Meghan to go on an extended Gaza humanitarian mission…
… dunk tank.
Prince Harry divorces Meghan, saying “I finally got my balls back.” He disavows everything said during the marriage and pleads with King Charles to reinstate him as a working senior Royal. King Charles accepts on the condition his place in Succession would be skipped (thus Harry could never be King by unusual circumstance), but he otherwise would be given back all previous held Titles and Positions with the responsibilities and rewards thereof.
Hey — Haven’t Heard Much From the British Royal Family Lately. Best Way for Them To Make a Splash in the News: …
Jello wrestling featuring Meghan, Beatrice and Eugenie.
Is Kate just too good for Jell-O wrestling?
… admit that they’re not really gorillas, but are simply wearing costumes because they needed it to get the job.
Stand in front of a moving train?
Shouldn’t it be about time for another war with France?
. . . is to go onto all British media angrily shouting,
“Stop being stupid and childish. NOW!
Be bold and be British, NOW!”