Straight Line of the Day: While Xi Jinping Is in San Francisco, …

Biden To Meet Chinese President Xi Jinping Wednesday
Breitbart | 11/10/2023

President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping will meet Wednesday in California for talks on trade, Taiwan and managing fraught U.S.-Chinese relations in the first engagement between the leaders of the world’s two biggest economies in nearly a year, Biden administration officials said.

The officials, who briefed reporters on the condition of anonymity under ground rules set by the White House, said Friday that the leaders would meet in the San Francisco Bay area but declined to offer further details because of security concerns. Thousands of protesters are expected to descend on San Francisco during the summit.

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  1. …former vice president brandon will attempt not to $h!t his pants, but has a backup just just in case.
    …zelenskyy will be passive aggressively shaming everyone for talking about israel and not sending him enough suitcases of cash.
    …pooh bear sightings will be at an all time high.
    …he will seek out ‘a little spot of honey’.
    …a hot mic will catch him saying ‘now promise me 10% will make it to the big guy.’
    …five 9-year-olds will produce 11,423 iphones. or else.
    …john cena will denounce tom cruise again.
    …lebron james will issue a press release ending with, ‘so, taiwan, go #*<& yourself.’
    …roger goodell will try to sell him on an exhibition game, but xi be like, ‘nah. we good.’

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