- Don’t Flush Every Time You Pee
- Don’t Use the Toilet Every Time You Pee
They’ll never be able to establish any daily pattern through wastewater monitoring!
However, you might want to try peeing through tinfoil to thwart any content analysis.*
(*Note: If you’re peeing blood, consult a doctor.)
And my dad thought I was crazy to want a chamberpot. Ha! Take that, Feebs! Maybe I’ll return to using porcelain if I get my shillelagh back.
Piss on the streets, it’s the San Francisco treat.