Ex-Fulton County prosecutor Nathan Wade speaks out about his affair with DA Fani Willis: ‘Workplace romances are as American as apple pie’
ABC News | May 5, 2024 | Olivia Rubin and Jon Schlosberg“Workplace romances are as American as apple pie,” Wade told ABC News’ Linsey Davis in an exclusive sit-down interview. “It happens to everyone.”
The Thing About Workplace Romances Is…
the paperwork.
… they only last eleven years, tops…
Bill Clinton: “Who me?…you talkin to me?”
… the boss lady is always accused of favoritism, right up until she fires you…
mmm.. But that double-breasted suit . . .
You knew her, then?
How she viewed herself:
How I viewed her:
(She was unmarried, by the way.)
Lesbian
“Oppo, this is a disciplinary hearing, so pay attention to every word I say.”
“Yes Mistress.”
“You too? But IMAO seemed like such a pleasant place to work!”
Work smarter, work harder.
. . . when the taxpayers are hosed for two people with an obviously warped sense of reality and a more obvious need for an optometrist.
…until someone files a sexual harassment lawsuit.
…it’s all fun and games until your wife finds out.
… you can’t go home and talk about work, you know what I mean…
. . . the adrenaline rush of knowing that your tryst involves stealing from your employer, money laundering, tax evasion, campaign finance fraud, obstruction of justice, evidence tampering, misuse of public funds, and embezzlement. Next thing this delusional, unqualified loser Wade will say is that Obama or Biden is as “American as apple pie.”
As “American as apple pie”, I don’t know, the Brits have a whole branch of government that exists purely for this reason, and they were doing it long before America even existed.
the thing about workplace romances is they work mostly because at the end of the day you each go to separate homes.
That’s the truth!
Boss Woman:
“OK, we’re going to go over these spreadsheets.”
Oppo:
“Heh.”
Boss Lady:
“I’m outta here, guys. I never had such a staff.”
Oppo: “Heh, she said staff. “
Did she say “staff” or “staff infection”?
Staphylococcus aureus
The TPS reports
Once you go HR you’ll never go back.
The first rule of Workplace Sex Club is nobody talks about Workplace Sex Club.