It’s invariably solid lines now, or blank spaces, with an “X.” Why do they still say “Sign on the dotted line”?
The solid lines/blank spaces are Easy Mode. If you manage to find & sign on the Dotted Line, you can start the bonus round where you can win an Amana refrigerator.
I’m just shocked to find out you have gonads.
I didn’t even know you were a DJ.
The Government Just Offered To Shock My Gonads Until I Tell Them What They Want To Hear. Should I Agree?
If you shave and moisturize, you will get better results.
Oh, they’ll shock your gonads whether you agree or not.
Claim that you want to transition – they’ll lay off for a while…
Why do they still say “Sign on the dotted line”?
“How does a positraction rear end work in a Plymouth? It just does”!
The Government Just Offered To Shock My Gonads Until I Tell Them What They Want To Hear. Should I Agree?
Resistance is futile.
Resistance is essential to what they are trying to accomplish…
Remember, it’s not the voltage that’ll kill ya, it’s the current.
The Government Just Offered To Shock My Gonads Until I Tell Them What They Want To Hear. Should I Agree?
You will actually see five lights.
Ask them “You mean for free? Where do I sign?” As you stick your hand down your pants. They’ll run away.
The Government Just Offered To Shock My Gonads Until I Tell Them What They Want To Hear. Should I Agree?
Hold out for the anal probe as well.
The solid lines/blank spaces are Easy Mode. If you manage to find & sign on the Dotted Line, you can start the bonus round where you can win an Amana refrigerator.
Don’t forget to RSVP to Hillary this time, you naughty boy.
Of course you should cooperate…they’re from the government, and they are here to help you.