Biden vows to return for second debate against Trump after disastrous performance
https://nypost.com | 6/28/2024 | Olivia LandPresident Biden is still committed to the second debate against Donald Trump despite his abysmal showing on Thursday night.
Biden, 81, will return to the debate stage in September, CNN Senior White House Correspondent Kayla Tausche reported Friday morning, citing an advisor.
. . . Biden will lip-sync looking like something out of Clutch Cargo, while the voice of Barack Obama magically is heard in the studio. The media will declare it to be the most honest and secure debate in history. After the first half hour, Fox will call Arizona for Harris.
The media will play the role of Spinner.
Biden Will Return for Second Debate in September, Only This Time…
He will be two months older and therefore more experienced.
You can’t spell decrepitude without (D), cr*p, and ‘tude.
…Just a head in a jar with a few electrodes here & there …
…he’s going to rap all his answers.
Biden Will Return for Second Debate in September, Only This Time…
…they’ll face off on the golf course.
Big hitter, the Dali version of Dorian Grey. Long.
… only this time his handlers will utilize “AI” to manipulate a Biden cardboard cutout.
… he’ll appear in a pantsuit, with a Hillary Clinton hairdo, Hillary mask, and . . . wait a second!
With a bottle hot sauce in his purse.
… Vigilance will capture everyone on the set, putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity…
… Trump will suffer a suspicious knee injury just before he walks on. Joe will then walk out, carrying a driver…
…I don’t care, as long as it doesn’t pre-empt a football game…unless it’s Cleveland, NY Jets -Giants, or NE Patriots – the 4 worst teams in football then maybe.
It’s Sept. 10th.
Wasn’t a Sept. 11 memorial the date of Hillary’s sack-of-you-know-what collapse?
If Biden does the same, either literally or figuratively, Trump should proclaim those two days as new days of deliverance and thanksgiving.
… only this time his handlers will utilize “AA” batteries instead of “AAA”s.
… only this time his handlers will not allow Dave to remove all his memory cards before he has finished singing “Lazy DNC.”
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. . . it will be as a spectator. The DNC will replace him with soon-to-be-unemployed Jamaal Bowman, who can easily step in for Biden since (1) they are equally as stupid, (2) neither can coherently complete a sentence, and (3) both have the initials FJB.
Moderator: “Mr. Bowman, you have two minutes for a closing statement.”
Bowman: “This administration is a dumpster fire, and I know where the alarm is.”
Moderator: “You have 1:52 left.”
Bowman: “I was told there wouldn’t be math.”
Biden Will Return for Second Debate in September, Only This Time…
Pass on all questions.
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