Straight Line of the Day: A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: … Posted by Oppo on 30 August 2024, 12:00 pm Not Oppo’s mom: Neither: Lee Meriwether Bat Girl – Yvonne Craig Hell! Between these, “Gilligan’s Island,” and Audra Barkley, it’s astounding to me I made it out of those years without a hernia.
A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: … I brought you into this world and I can take you out. 4 Reply to this comment
…I wish you’d quit hanging out with those weird IMAO people. But the cat seems nice. 4 Reply to this comment
“Get yer cotton-pickin’ hands off that thing.” “How old are you? Yer gonna go blind, Billy!” 1 Reply to this comment
A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: … Your brother is a doctor. Your sister is a CEO and you? What are you? A failure. 2 Reply to this comment
“Oppo, sweetie, I know that this may come as a shock, but your father… he was… he was… a hamster” [sips nervously from a glass of elderberry wine] 4 Reply to this comment
“For you, the day Oppo’s Mom graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.” 2 Reply to this comment
A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: …
I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
…I wish you’d quit hanging out with those weird IMAO people. But the cat seems nice.
“Get yer cotton-pickin’ hands off that thing.”
“How old are you? Yer gonna go blind, Billy!”
Me: “My name’s not Billy, Mom.”
A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: …
Your brother is a doctor. Your sister is a CEO and you? What are you? A failure.
“Oppo, sweetie, I know that this may come as a shock, but your father… he was… he was… a hamster” [sips nervously from a glass of elderberry wine]
“For you, the day Oppo’s Mom graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”
I feel this may be obscure. I don’t recognize it, myself.
Eh, it was worth a shot.
Got me. Could just be some random gibberrish.
Taco Tuesday I can understand.
“None of this is going to be made public, will it, dear?”
“OPPO, honey, come rub Momma’s back. My lumbago is acting up again.”