Poetry Coroner: My Gal Posted by Oppo on 24 December 2024, 3:00 pm There is a gal who shall remain nameless Who resisted advances which remain shameless And spawned no mysogeny Or otherwise progeny And prevented an event which was otherwise aimless.
On the breast of a barmaid named Gail was tattooed the price of her tail And on her behind (for the sake of the blind) ….. ?? 1 Reply to this comment
There once was a VP named Harris Who could never fail all to embarrass Her rise to the top Was an epic full flop What happens next to her? Can’t care less 5 Reply to this comment
There once was a president named Biden Who’s crackhead son enjoyed ridin’ The filthy whores With questionable sores Paid for with dough he’d been hidin’ 2 Reply to this comment
Damn.
I mean dame-less
I applaud her wisdom.
On the breast of a barmaid named Gail
was tattooed the price of her tail
And on her behind
(for the sake of the blind)
….. ??
… was a Register, registering “Fail.”
Was the same information in Braille
Was a “Prices may be adjusted to the rate of inflation” sign.
…was a door to the local jail!
Ho-ho-ho!
There once was a VP named Harris
Who could never fail all to embarrass
Her rise to the top
Was an epic full flop
What happens next to her? Can’t care less
There once was a president named Biden
Who’s crackhead son enjoyed ridin’
The filthy whores
With questionable sores
Paid for with dough he’d been hidin’