Courtesy of Jimmy:
Check the sentences you don’t like:
◯ “My wife and I just love the calf’s sweet meats.”
◯ “We eat all of it: heart, liver, kidneys, tongue, oxtails, eyeballs.”
◯ “My wife’s lamb kidneys, rice and gravy are my favorite.”
◯ “Cut-off the fish’s head just aft of the facial parts where the meat starts.”
◯ “Remove the fish’s innards by pulling the esophagus toward the anus.”
◯ “The remaining guts have to be removed with your fingers.”
◯ “You gotta cook those giblets a little extra before you chop ’em up, especially the gizzard.”
◯ “Charlie’s liver was steaming in the morning air. Momma took it inside and fried it up for lunch!”
I don’t think I would like living in Alaska.
The way we look at it is…if you don’t want to live here that’s fine. If you’re from California and don’t want to live here….that’s finer.
I like Alaska…but how much does a dozen eggs cost there?
I’m honestly not sure what the current price of eggs is.
I once witnessed a Korean family help my parents dress down a steer. They took everything inside my parents didn’t want… everything except the heart, liver, kidneys, tongue and tail bones. My folks never could handle the eyeballs, but the Koreans loved them! And the testicles.
This business of wasting nothing when most foreign families slaughter their cattle? True.
Slim Jims now on sale.
Okay, who was Charlie, and how cold was it that particular morning?
Friendly, happy Charlie (a polled Hereford) produced the best steaks, but his liver was great too. He had been eating some corn stalks from the garden that summer. Brisk ≈40℉ Fall morning.
HEY!
Today is Ronald Reagan’s Birthday!
In case you happen to live in California and it’s your Birthday:
🎵 🎶 🎵
Happy Birthday to you,
You live in a zoo,
Get the Hell outta California,
Whatever you do!
🎵 🎶 🎵
That’s just offal.