He’s your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It’s then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend
I’ve heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets
If little pets
Get big baguettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can’t straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees [!]
You stand straight at Tiffany’s
Dylan Mulvaney:
🗣️”I’m 😔 sooooo aggravated right now because I have 27 pairs of heels and not a single pair is matching my outfit.” 😭
A little nancing around could help your mood. 🎭
I always thought they were the type to prefer “comfortable shoes”.
I haven’t seen any real women wear high heels lately, far too femine for them.
Besides, didn’t Biden’s Nuclear Secretary at the DOE steal all the high heels?
Free up that sway and the guys will flock your way…
He’s your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It’s then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend
I’ve heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets
If little pets
Get big baguettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can’t straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees [!]
You stand straight at Tiffany’s