So your lawyer and their lawyers get together. They admit to some exaggerations. The ad firm’s been fired. A deal is made. You get a free ticket. In steerage. On the Like Boat.
Like, it’s boring and old
Come aboard, please excuse the mold
Like, life without parole
Live with it, your room’s in the hold
Was Charo on The Love Boat?
Every mid-level celebrity of that era was on the Love Boat at least once…
I wasn’t on the Love Boat and I’m Gene Simmons.
I admire your adherence to monetizing everything about your persona and band.
Was it because the payout wasn’t big enough?
Hey man I’m Jewish, of course the payout is never big enough. 💰
I think you’re thinking of Battlestar Galactica.
I wasn’t allowed on the love boat. Something about my shoes not meeting the dress code.
So your lawyer and their lawyers get together. They admit to some exaggerations. The ad firm’s been fired. A deal is made. You get a free ticket. In steerage. On the Like Boat.
Like, it’s boring and old
Come aboard, please excuse the mold
Like, life without parole
Live with it, your room’s in the hold