Straight Line of the Day: In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris… Posted by Oppo on 15 March 2025, 12:00 pm
Thank goodness “Alternative Universe” is just a theory. I vote to cease mention of this Kamala person from here forward. 6 Reply to this comment
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris… .. already.died in office from terminal cackling. Cankles delivered the eulogy with lots of cackling.. 3 Reply to this comment
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris… …would be just as big an idiot as she is in this universe. 7 Reply to this comment
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris… …rules with an iron hand over her domain: The Yellow School Bus Fan Club. 6 Reply to this comment
… has issued an arrest warrant for Elon Musk. In response, Elon has purchased Greenland and is moving all of his businesses there… 4 Reply to this comment
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris… …is seeing her polling numbers going down. Oh, wait, that’s not her polling numbers. 3 Reply to this comment
… will fail a series of Turing tests, and this time the Democrats will be all over the 25th amendment… 2 Reply to this comment
Tests will reveal that Harris is running a very early, poorly conceived Large Language Model, based on 80’s Valley Girl usage… 3 Reply to this comment
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris… became the president of the Klingons after playing with the ex- president’s,what’s his name’s, little willie. 1 Reply to this comment
in an alternate universe Kamala would still be less intelligent than a box of rocks 5 Reply to this comment
In an alternate Universe… https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/gmbloljbcaewy95.png?w=680 2 Reply to this comment
…will will explain to the uneducated what an alternate universe is: “An alternate universe is like a regular universe, but alternate. That’s why it’s called an alternate universe.” And the mainstream media will cheer her brilliance. 1 Reply to this comment
Thank goodness “Alternative Universe” is just a theory.
I vote to cease mention of this Kamala person from here forward.
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris…
.. already.died in office from terminal cackling. Cankles delivered the eulogy with lots of cackling..
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris…
…would be just as big an idiot as she is in this universe.
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris…
was still an oxymoron.
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris…
…rules with an iron hand over her domain: The Yellow School Bus Fan Club.
… has issued an arrest warrant for Elon Musk. In response, Elon has purchased Greenland and is moving all of his businesses there…
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris…
…is seeing her polling numbers going down. Oh, wait, that’s not her polling numbers.
… will fail a series of Turing tests, and this time the Democrats will be all over the 25th amendment…
Tests will reveal that Harris is running a very early, poorly conceived Large Language Model, based on 80’s Valley Girl usage…
In an Alternate Universe, President Kamala Harris…
became the president of the Klingons after playing with the ex- president’s,what’s his name’s, little willie.
^ And WE ARE KLINGONS!!! 💪👹💪👹💪👹💪👹
in an alternate universe Kamala would still be less intelligent than a box of rocks
In an alternate Universe…
https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/gmbloljbcaewy95.png?w=680
😆😂
…will will explain to the uneducated what an alternate universe is:
“An alternate universe is like a regular universe, but alternate. That’s why it’s called an alternate universe.”
And the mainstream media will cheer her brilliance.