Chinese restaurant [Madrid, Spain] shut down after pigeons served as ‘roast duck’
The Telegraph via Yahoo | 04/09/2025 | James Badcock
Chinese restaurant [Madrid, Spain] shut down after pigeons served as ‘roast duck’
The Telegraph via Yahoo | 04/09/2025 | James Badcock
… three hours later, you’re hungry again…
… there’s a secret gambling den in the back, through the doorway behind the beaded curtain…
“I’m shocked! Shocked!”
“Your winnings, Monsieur B.”
The moo shoo pork is actually pork. But it’s cooked in bovine footwear
Zuo Zongtang was only an E-4
In retaliation, restaurants in Shanghai start serving bull testicles in Spanish Rice.
… homestyle restaurants that offer dishes with molasses have actually been using the entire mole.
At least it wasn’t a bat.
Jin Gu Restaurant owner:
“We start new dish: Madrid Duck. It more better than Peking Duck!”
“Very good choice, sir. I bring Madrid Duck to you.”
“You like our Madrid duck, Joe? You like our foie gras too, okay You try free sample.”
“You like? Joe, come back! You come back now! You no pay bill!!” (Pigeons escape through open door.)
Soooo….it would seem General Tso’s Pigeon has replaced General Tso’s Cat on the bill of fare at the local Chinese restaurant.
Inspected meat is stamped GUILTY.
Anything inedible is considered a delicacy in Japan.
Party members are expected to torture and kill their own food.
The fools. If only they had called it roasted Cornish ducks!