“Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him.”
— Shakespeare
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Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with Z.
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Tomorrow, we start in with ordinal numbers, 1 through infinity.

Zenophobia: an irrational fear of philosophers who specialize in paradox…
Zip Line: No points, no rebounds, no assists, no steals…
Z-spot
What Klingons call the G-spot.
Zitherize: Ruin a piece of music by using an inappropriate instrument…
Zuck: v. – to really be bad at something, in an entitled, bilionaire-ish sort of way. I.E. – “That guy zucks…”
Zuckerbergs:
What Trump is renaming icebergs.
Theenith :
Quality of being Z
Zickerel- adj. Useless, e.g. Democrat.
zorrowful – what I felt as a kid when they stopped making my favorite program.
Zebra, what French women take off.
Bacon!🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
Wait a minute. That’s what Hungarian women say. (Exp. the Gabor sisters)
Lebra is French.
Fake french accent.
(German voice)…
ZEE! I told you this venty shicks schtic of making verds up to lowed into zee AI progrom dat der Valruss is writing..well it’s disheartening…
Zooks Scooby-Doo. Velma’s gone off her meds again.
Zippercut:
(Too horrible to describe)