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  1. I asked Nanny whether she gave a hoot. Being hard of hearing, she looked puzzled, so I shouted, “Hoot? Eh, Nanny?”

    She finally smiled, slapped her knee and yelled out, Hootenanny, Jimmy! So I poured her a small cognac and she was happy.

    (𝕃𝕚𝕧𝕖, 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕌.𝕊. 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝’𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕊𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕪 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ℍ𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪!!)

  2. “Walrus is out golfing and enjoying Derby festivities…”

    Bob Uecker voice:

    “Sovereignty’s on the inside, and . . . hold everything. There’s a guy with a pitching wedge on the track trying to play through! And …. Oohh, that’s gotta hurt!”

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