No integrated computer sensors. (Individual systems okay.)
Old fashioned, replace–them-yourself headlights and tail lights.
Manual windows and door locks
Wind wings (!)
No radio, cd or bluetooth
No nav system
Easy to access oil filter, alternator, spark plugs, starter, water pump, etc.
Designed to install your own towhitch
Easy to replace your windshield wiper motor
(The list is long.)
My only wish is no air bags. Period. They’re as useless as a rear-view-mirror on a submarine. You ever had one go off on you while making 😘 love to a hot chick?
No, but many American cars of the 50’s and 60’s had these features. I used to do my own work (short of head gaskets) and I’d like that era back again!! But with fuel injection, cpu controlled ignition and 30+ mpg. I remember when you could remove and replace your own rear bumper in about 15 minutes!
I’m good. I recently paid only $2500 for an old Willis Jeep with mounted 50cal. machine gun. You know, like the ones in The Rat Patrol. 🐁
Unbreakable windows
Gas tank access from either side
Bulletproof
High road clearance
V8
Tuna can holder
Frikken laserbeams.
No integrated computer sensors. (Individual systems okay.)
Old fashioned, replace–them-yourself headlights and tail lights.
Manual windows and door locks
Wind wings (!)
No radio, cd or bluetooth
No nav system
Easy to access oil filter, alternator, spark plugs, starter, water pump, etc.
Designed to install your own towhitch
Easy to replace your windshield wiper motor
(The list is long.)
My only wish is no air bags. Period. They’re as useless as a rear-view-mirror on a submarine. You ever had one go off on you while making 😘 love to a hot chick?
Have you tried going to Cuba for your desired models?
No, but many American cars of the 50’s and 60’s had these features. I used to do my own work (short of head gaskets) and I’d like that era back again!! But with fuel injection, cpu controlled ignition and 30+ mpg. I remember when you could remove and replace your own rear bumper in about 15 minutes!
And in Cuba ye shall find them.
A big trunk. Big enough for, you know, anything. And a cigarette lighter.
I would require a speedo-meter in the driver’s seat to be sure my form-fitting bathing suit fits properly
Internal combustion engine.
Wheels
Steering wheel
Accelerator
Brakes
Plenty of room for snacks
2 cupholders- one for coffee, one for not coffee.
Ran when parked.
Free to good home.
A bar. That would be extra nice.
A nicely fitting ass groove in the drivers seat for maximum comfort on long trips. Altho that’s one I’ll have to work in after purchase.
NO POOFTERS!!!
Anti-gravity features.