Trump:
“And that little Zywenski just look at him with chili dog sauce all over his cute little face I still can’t believe he out ate me on them….it was 11 chili dogs for Z and only 9 for me…the fries did it…I shouldn’t have ate the fries 🍟 also but they were so fresh and hot…you know, like Bill Clinton’s intern Monica back in the day.”
“Look, I’ve got nine flags, and there are nine of you. So let’s do a deal.”
OK folks, lunchtime. Big Macs, Chalupas & Baconators are awaiting in the anteroom down the hall. Meet back here in :30.
Trump: “No, I’m sorry, Kamala’s not here. Next question.”
{Bribe offered}
Trump: “No, I’m sorry, Hillary’s not here either. Next question.”
“Nobody leaves until the terrible person who took my Diet Coke confesses…”
“You think Ukraine is a conflict zone? Cross me and you’ll feel some conflict!”
Trump:
“And that little Zywenski just look at him with chili dog sauce all over his cute little face I still can’t believe he out ate me on them….it was 11 chili dogs for Z and only 9 for me…the fries did it…I shouldn’t have ate the fries 🍟 also but they were so fresh and hot…you know, like Bill Clinton’s intern Monica back in the day.”
Trump: “Okay, show of hands.”
Consider yourself complimented. I brought seats for you.