HORROR: Dead Body Found at Disney World is SIXTH ONE in Just Three Months
Gateway Pundit | Mike LaChanceA dead body was just discovered at Disney World and it’s the sixth one in just three months. It’s an obvious public relations disaster for Disney but it also raises all kinds of questions.
What are the odds of so many people turning up dead in one place, even if the deaths are unrelated?
It’s the decomposiest place in earth.
Ketanji Brown-Jackson just referred to them as ciscorpses
As long as it’s not Night of the Transdead…
I heard it was planned by a Death Cult consisting of Jiminy Cricket, Tinker Bell, Peter Pan, Winnie the Pooh, Bambi, Dumbo, Pinocchio, Aladdin, and Genie.
Once is happenstance.
Twice is coincidence.
Six times is Florida.
The real horror is all the bodies that they haven’t found…
Constance Hatchaway is not done yet.
The Only Amusing Thing About Dead Bodies Piling Up at Disneyworld… the were all wearing mouse ears.
… they never found out that the ride they were on line for had been closed again…
Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our murders to the test!
Tie your noose around your neck, chérie,
and we’ll provide the rest…
In 2023 there were 128,000 deaths in the United States among individuals aged 0 to 50.
The 0-50 demo is 208.8 million people
WDW serves about 50 million people per year.
That’s a potential for over 30k deaths.
6 every 3 months is only 24 per year so I’m thinking they are beating the odds by a pretty good margin.
Those are rookie numbers. The Ruskies are losing 30,000 soldiers per month and that’s even more than Chicago loses in the ghettos per month although not by much.
And that’s in Chicago on a slow month. It was safer when Capone ran the city.
You know, from a public relations standpoint, maybe including the cost of cryogenic freezing in the ticket price wasn’t the best idea to begin with.
“I didn’t say she was Elsa, I said she was f**ing Frozen!”
“It’s a dead world after all”
The Haunted Mansion ride is getting an awesome upgrade!
“Our live-action remakes of animated movies aren’t pulling in enough money! What can we do besides live-action remakes?”
“OK, so this might seem like a shocking idea at first, but hear me out…”
But I done seen nearly everything when I see the affluent fly.
Headline:
The Wonderful World of Disney Wins Another M.E. Award
Meanwhile, at the latest Congressional House hearing:
AOC: First, to silence the right wingnuts here, do you have an alibi for the days in question?
Hillary: I don’t need one. These were not suicides. Probably euthanasia.
AOC: Excuse me, these dead people were Americans. Why are you blaming youth in Asia? Oh wait, I’m from the Bronx. Dat’s yutes in Asia. Please correct the record.
Jasmine Crackhead: Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. I can be more stupider than her.
Hillary: I am the meat in an idiot sandwich.
Comer: Make a note that Mrs. Clinton just referred to herself as deviled ham. And has not provided an alibi.
Hillary: This Disney murder hearing is getting goofy.
AOC: Goofy wants to date me. Wait, I think I am engaged to him.
Comer: So Goofy’s death was obviously an understandable suicide.
Hillary: Can I get credit for it? I am trying to get to 100. I am only at 71.
Comer: Voice vote . . . Ayes? . . . Nays? . . . The ayes have it. Make that 72. Congratulations.
Christopher Robin:
“Tut, tut! It looks like Ukraine!”
They were all found on the “It’s a small world” ride
…is the tattoos put on each dead body by the perpetrators
In binary code:
001110100100101111010010010001110010100100111000101100110.
It’s a smelly world after all earworm will keep a spring in your step.
Reboot can have Josey Wales spit tobacco juice and say “Gators gotta eat too.”
Dead body used to be an E Ticket at Disneyland will get a chuckle on late night tv.
Inner city kid visitors less homesick when they play “roll the drunk” while waiting in line.
“Gators gotta eat too.”
Hell yeah.
They actually got the Prince Charming character to kiss them, because, well, ya never know.