Why Quantum Computers Might Never Work
Youtube | 12-31-35 | Sabine HossenfelderQuantum computers have made a massive splash over the past years, with quantum computing projects racking up billions of dollars in private and public investment. But according to a small group of physicists, quantum computers will never scale to any meaningful level.
- Due to the involvement of people named “Hossenfelder.”
- Because users always quantum leap into ever more embarrassing and dangerous situations.
- Because quantum computers might just go on welfare and/or open a daycare center.
Quantum computers exist in a basic experimental form, but several challenges must be addressed before they can be widely used in industry: 1. Scalability: Current quantum computers have only a limited number of qubits. For practical use, quantum computers will need to scale up to thousands or even millions of qubits but I’m sure I could adapt to being a Quantum Computer Troll. 🧌
“What’s a qubit?”
– Noah –
Shem: “Dad, I’ve been observing in a dream I had that a qubit causes its superposition to collapse into a definite 0 or 1 state, a key aspect of quantum measurement and I have no idea what it means.”
Noah: “Boy, you need to stop eating gefilte fish before bed.”
Shem: “But dad I had a nightmare that it’s the Kosher thing to do and I have idea what that means either.”
That joke’s got levels.
…considering all of the potential quantum entanglements, billing would be impossible…
…to supply the power demands, you’d have to capture the energy output of the sun, or there’d be gridlock…
… it turns out quantum computers just want to bang on the drum all day.
Just think if it was cowbell all day.
Why Quantum Computers Might Never Work: “Quantum computers have made a massive splash over the past years”, yeah, most computers don’t work after making a big splash.
Why Quantum Computers Might Never Work:
Because everyone knows that computers are used to play EA sports. Madden & NBA 2k titles and no one wants to enter a lobby as a non binary.
Besides that, Boolean logic Gates are so much easier to explain