No spoken words, just a piercing look, and a pad of paper and pen in front of Hillary with the words “The List” at the top. Bill will be busy giggling and putting his hand down his pants.
Hillary: We have no recollection of anyone named Jeffery Epstein due to age-related memory loss. Here is a statement attesting to our recent diagnosis of Alzheimer’s by former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop.
Interviewer: Dr. Koop has been dead for over a decade.
Hillary: See? I told you our memories were not good.
Hillary:
“Hey look, when I was on the “Island”I clearly saw Stephen Hawking, yes, the famous Genius in a wheelchair, receiving oral sex from an underage teenage boy. That’s when I decided I’d had enough and grabbed Bill by the crotch to get the hell out of there…throwing up all the way to the plane.”
Bill: I think he was the one who was the Puerto Rican Jew. Wait was Horshack the one who shouted “OH OH OH!” When he wanted to answer a question in class?
No spoken words, just a piercing look, and a pad of paper and pen in front of Hillary with the words “The List” at the top. Bill will be busy giggling and putting his hand down his pants.
Bill:
“It’s depends on what the meaning of the word “pedo” is…and, of course, what the meaning of “is”…is.”
… an endless line of linguistic experts, parsing every word…
… aides whispering passed-on threats to congressmen who get a bit too close to the truth…
Hillary: We have no recollection of anyone named Jeffery Epstein due to age-related memory loss. Here is a statement attesting to our recent diagnosis of Alzheimer’s by former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop.
Interviewer: Dr. Koop has been dead for over a decade.
Hillary: See? I told you our memories were not good.
Included in the Clintons’ Testimony Before Congress About Epstein…
“At this point, what does it matter?”
Ole Rodham Thighs:
“Hey look all of you sonsofbitches this is all just one big huge gigantic nothing burger!”🍔
Hillary:
“Hey look, when I was on the “Island”I clearly saw Stephen Hawking, yes, the famous Genius in a wheelchair, receiving oral sex from an underage teenage boy. That’s when I decided I’d had enough and grabbed Bill by the crotch to get the hell out of there…throwing up all the way to the plane.”
What was your relationship to Epstein?
Bill: I think he was the one who was the Puerto Rican Jew. Wait was Horshack the one who shouted “OH OH OH!” When he wanted to answer a question in class?
Hand Written Note:
My son, Jeffery, never met with either Bill or Hilary Clinton.
[signed] Epstein’s Mother
Included in the Clintons’ Testimony ….
…. were also details from a few steamy parties in Arkansas.
I don’t know exactly what they said, but the lie detector needles melted.
Included in the Clintons’ Testimony ….
…. Not only did we never travel to Epstein’s Island, but also he never traveled to Clinton’s Island!