Straight Line of the Day: Recently Spotted Near Alaska… Posted by Harvey on 27 August 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Recently spotted near Alaska…
Recently spotted near Alaska… well I’m not saying it was Aliens but… it was Aliens. Reply to this comment
Recently spotted near Alaska… a dead guy with a sign mysteriously labeled, “Set up on Moon”. Reply to this comment
Recently spotted near Alaska… This summer, headed south with the ducks and geese. Reply to this comment
David wouldn’t like it up here, most everyone owns a gun…and has a tendency to use them, mostly for hunting, but also on the occasional burglar. Reply to this comment
… illegal-immigration advocates, getting as close as they dared to the MS-13 “Dreamers” coming in from Mexico. Reply to this comment
Couldn’t have been Jimmy because he sleeps with the fish twenty miles off the coast of New Jersey. Reply to this comment
That is totally false. He is the north end zone at Giants Stadium. Which means he gets there more often than the Jets offense. Reply to this comment
… the end of the row of zeros on Venezuela’s new currency. … a bunch of peasant crabs with a guillotine looking for king crab. Reply to this comment
Recently spotted near Alaska… A suspicious looking walrus lurking around my sign factory looking for an Oppo-tunity to do some mischief. Reply to this comment
Already off my to do list. Have fun this Wednesday night, around 11:15 local time. Reply to this comment
If it was wearing a pants suit then that was no abominable snow woman, that WAS Hillary Clinton. Reply to this comment
… Global Warmists causing actual sea level rise with their sputtering, as they try to explain the sea level rise that obliterated the Bering land bridge before SUVs existed. Reply to this comment
…Russia…
Darnit, one comment and you stole my joke!
Recently spotted near Alaska…
well I’m not saying it was Aliens but… it was Aliens.
… a factory making signs for the moon.
Recently spotted near Alaska…
a dead guy with a sign mysteriously labeled, “Set up on Moon”.
Recently spotted near Alaska…
Canada.
Recently spotted near Alaska…
Big Sam McCord.
Recently spotted near Alaska…
we are not sure but we’ll ask her.
I was going to say, “I don’t know but I’ll aska”
Oh, c’mon – Juneau!
Recently spotted near Alaska…
Dick.
Recently spotted near Alaska…
some illegal polar bears.
…walrus gumboot…
You spelled gumbo wrong.
one and one and one is three.
feet down below his knees
…something baked.
Cheech & Chong?
…an Iditarod sled team that’s waaay off course…
Recently spotted near Alaska…
An incoming cold front.
… optical Aleutians.
…Eskimos, bearing pies…
Recently spotted near Alaska…
This summer, headed south with the ducks and geese.
… David Hogg, who heard there might be another Aurora.
David wouldn’t like it up here, most everyone owns a gun…and has a tendency to use them, mostly for hunting, but also on the occasional burglar.
… Mueller on an iceberg, looking for dirt.
Palin’s living room
… illegal-immigration advocates, getting as close as they dared to the MS-13 “Dreamers” coming in from Mexico.
Polar bears colluding with the Russians
… confused ISIS bombers looking to follow al-Aska to the death.
A giant wooden Siberian Husky
Quinn the Eskimo
I’ve not seen nothing like him.
I’ll jot down some notes.
When you do you’ll jump for joy.
Jimmy Hoffa
Couldn’t have been Jimmy because he sleeps with the fish twenty miles off the coast of New Jersey.
That is totally false. He is the north end zone at Giants Stadium. Which means he gets there more often than the Jets offense.
… the end of the row of zeros on Venezuela’s new currency.
… a bunch of peasant crabs with a guillotine looking for king crab.
Recently spotted near Alaska…
A suspicious looking walrus lurking around my sign factory looking for an Oppo-tunity to do some mischief.
Already off my to do list. Have fun this Wednesday night, around 11:15 local time.
Your local time or my local time??
Wouldn’t you like to know.
… an Abominable Snowwoman getting dressed — a Not-Yeti.
An abominable Snowman whose mind wanders. — Yeti digress.
an abominable snowwoman that resembles Hillary Clinton — Snatchsquash
If it was wearing a pants suit then that was no abominable snow woman, that WAS Hillary Clinton.
Well, maybe not a snow woman – but definitely abominable.
…Seward’s Icebox.
Get yer mind outta the Seward!
Is it running?
Recently spotted near Alaska…
…is tomorrow.
…lumberjacks that are okay.
…moose and squirrel.
… folks just trying to get their Bering.
… Global Warmists causing actual sea level rise with their sputtering, as they try to explain the sea level rise that obliterated the Bering land bridge before SUVs existed.
The highlights of Tina Fey’s career.
…Mars that is the size of the moon. (So that’s where is was.)
… athletes who keep saying “Juneau, Juneau . . .”
…a bunch of shivering illegals that should have turned left at Albuquerque.
…also seen, Dudley Do-right, who shouldn’t have turned left at Whitehorse.
An Akula and a big boomer.