Old songs are the best.
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Old songs are the best.
What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
A Bud was telling me this story that happened to him and I believe him. He was in a bar one day having a couple beers when a big, tall, burly man approached him and offered to buy drinks.
“Sure” he said as he pondered to himself how huge the man was. After a couple drinks, the Stranger told him how he was a licensed pilot and asked him if he had ever flown before. My friend said he told him “NO”…that he had never flown and would most likely never fly because he feared it.
The Stranger kept insisting he take him up for a short flight. After, apparently one too many drinks, my Buddy said he took the pilot up on the offer.
They headed for the airport, peeing at every gas station along the way, and arrived at the airport where the big burly pilot showed him his small Cessna airplane. So up, up and away they went.
My Buddy said he was scared but excited at the same time. It wasn’t as bad as he had envisioned. He was sitting in the back when the pilot came and sit next to him. He said he freaked and asked what was going wrong. The pilot said not to worry, that the plane was on auto pilot and he had at least 5 more minutes before had to get back to the controls.
He said, “I came back here to tell you something. You see that parachute right there? You have two choices. You can put it on and jump out or you can stand up and drop your pants”.
Well….days later my Buddy was telling me this horror story and I asked him “Well? Did you jump”!?
He said, “heck yea a little bit”!
Captain Overt.
Was Otto the autopilot engaged at the time, or still looking?
There being female pilots, I can’t help but wish this story featured a female pilot and no instances of the word “burly.”
And the moral of the story is…homosexual pilots are to be avoided at all costs…the end.
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!
Frank, you magnificent bastard, just saw you get quoted at Powerline. way to go!
Courtesy link, please?
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/09/its-official-the-world-has-gone-mad.php
Excellent.
By the way, we all still remember that Bert was an associate of Osama bin Laden, right?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bert-is-evil/