The University of Manchester passed a resolution to ban clapping at student union events, replacing applause with silent “jazz hands”.
I hope they get sued into bankruptcy by offended blind people.
The University of Manchester passed a resolution to ban clapping at student union events, replacing applause with silent “jazz hands”.
I hope they get sued into bankruptcy by offended blind people.
Omg I was speed reading through this without my specs and thought ‘jazz’ read ‘jizz’ but some how I wasn’t shocked… until I discovered my mistake.
And what about students without hands? WHAT ABOUT THE HANDLESS?!?!
Well, they couldn’t clap anyway, so it’s a moot point.
What about those who lack the ability to know whether to approve or not?
FLACK LIVES MATTER!
It used to be IMAO had to make stuff up to be funny, but now all you have to do is link actual news stories.
So…. any bets on when Mattis goes on a hippy-strangling spree?