Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is something you can do better than anyone else you know?
Avoiding meeting new people so as to maintain my relative personal excellence in all areas.

Anything (♩)
And it seems that while watching Senate Democrats interview Kavanaugh, I can do a better impression of Sheriff Buford T. Justice than anyone on the planet.
Moon signing.
Give my mom an orgasm.
Tofu to Bilwick for gratuitously “going there”
Ya must’ve missed his earlier one about fisting his teddy bear. He’s established a niche.
I can be a real a-hole.
Of course, it helps that I usually do it on purpose.