[On ideas from Slapout and Dan [High Praise!]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget the federal holiday, today is George Washington’s actual birthday. Please suggest an appropriate way to celebrate…
…Washing a ton (it’s laundry day for me)…
…Decrying the moral decline of modern presidents, in comparison to GW…
Find all the rebellious whiskey you can & put it down (the hatch).
Tuna!
…Drinking some Madeira or port in his honor…
…pitching a piece of eight over the Potomac.
Celebrate his success at killing his enemies on Christmas by watching Die Hard.
First in war, first in peace, first in Die Hards of his countrymen.
As they used to say of the Washington Senators. “First in war, first in peace, last in the American league.”
“Yippee-ki-yea, ye redcoats.”
I think I’ll help an obscure actor stage a phoney attack on himself, and then rat him out when it all goes south.
Forget the federal holiday, today is George Washington’s actual birthday. Please suggest an appropriate way to celebrate…
well I am not saying it should involve Aliens but… it should involve Aliens.
How fortuitous…it just so happens this country has an abundant supply of Aliens thanks to the untiring efforts of the Democrat Party! How many do you require for your celebration??
Enough for the fireworks.
Hummmm…..your attitude has been noted Mr. Walruskkkch. We’ll be keeping an eye on you.
Forget the federal holiday, today is George Washington’s actual birthday. Please suggest an appropriate way to celebrate…
party like it’s 1799.
Why 1799? He was born in 1732.
Because 1799 sound more like 1999?
Forget the federal holiday, today is George Washington’s actual birthday. Please suggest an appropriate way to celebrate…
sleeping in… everywhere.
Overthrow a government with a long train of abuses and usurpations…
know any?
I know several actually. And we don’t gotta go far to find one. One’s a 12-hour train ride from southeast Georgia.
Sleep in the field every winter in 20-below weather with scant rations and troops who are constantly deserting and eventually even mutinying; yet still believe that you can win freedom because of your faith in God.
Sort of like Trump and the GOPe.
…Cherries Jubilee Flambe!
…Cross someone from Delaware.
I hear ol’ Joe Biden is available for parties.
…Flip your Whig…
Musket to the junk! of your favorite liberal
I was going to say “punch a hippie” but I like yours better.
…Let’s all petition to have Washingtons’ face on the $100 dollar bill instead of whatshisname!
Chop down a Liberal.
…Fitting a hippie/antifa with a new set of wooden teeth.
Step 1: Remove any existing teeth from their mouth (if any) with your fists.
Chop down a cherry tree, make a set of wooden teeth.
…sit here in the office and:
1. Work on my school project.
2. See first comment on the SLotD.
3. Look out the window and watch the rain.
4. Try to come up with something clever and end up coming up empty.
5. At 5pm open a beer.
Have two beers, to honor the Pounding Fathers.
Should exchange 5 and 1.
Kill a bunch of Hessians in their sleep.
Throw a roll (or sack) of quarters at the head of a socialist