Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Is Considering an “Immigration Czar” to Be in Charge of Border Security. Who Should Trump Appoint?

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President Trump is considering appointing an “immigration czar” to be in charge of border security. Who should Trump appoint?

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  1. President Trump is considering appointing an “immigration czar” to be in charge of border security. Who should Trump appoint?

    Well I’m not saying it should be an Alien but… it should be an Alien.

  2. FrankJ, of course. He’s already in a border state, it’s not that far to go from “nuke the moon” to “send illegal aliens to the moon,” and he can continue to work from home.

  3. President Trump is considering appointing an “immigration czar” to be in charge of border security. Who should Trump appoint?

    Nicholas Romanoff, who according to his résumé has extensive experience in the Czar business.

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