Emitters will be thrown into the Pit of Heads!
Rotten Tomatoes said, “It opens with a lone figure dressed in white riding alone in a bullet train. It looks like Lily Munster, but the calming, nasally Bronx accent quickly assures us that it’s AOC. Why is she alone? Why are there no protesters in front of the Capitol Building? There are ALWAYS protesters in front of the Capitol building! Is protesting even allowed in the future? Later in the film, we see a lot of disembodied heads surrounding words in blood-red suggesting that “emissions” (the emitting of opposing views, perhaps?) be “cut in half”. AOC doesn’t waste time getting dark and creepy.”
IMDB’s review notes, “Iliana, the secondary protagonist, unable to get a good paying job in the fossil fuels industry, is forced to work in an alligator-infested swamp planting mangrove trees. Later, we see her working as a nanny. Did a brush with malaria destroy her hopes and dreams, leaving her crippled and physically unable to do manual labor? The narrator says it’s OK because her new job is “low carbon”. I guess if she were “high carbon,” she’d get to dress in white and ride alone in her private bullet train car.”
Even Roger Ebert was a little shaken. “Definitely not a kid’s movie. Just to prove what happens to “emitters”, the Democrats in charge of all three branches of government (after being swept in during the 2020 elections) completely ignore a devastating hurricane that destroys Miami. If you thought New Orleans was tragic, you will weep as 20-story buildings are swept out to sea while a Democrat President’s FEMA minions stand idly by, doing nothing to relieve Miami’s cries of despair. And I don’t want to spoil the ending for you, but that last frame where all the buildings are slowly being taken over by encroaching foliage… I can’t imagine a darker vision for America’s future. Look out, Stephen King, AOC is a horror prodigy!”
AOC said she’s already working on a sequel, tentatively titled “Soylent Green New Deal”.
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The green new deal is people!!
this is a joke right ?
Some people just don’t understand satire.
Yes, it’s a joke, but is it really?
Metaphysically, yes.
Her GND video is real. It’s like an even more socialist version of Obama’s “Life of Julia.”
Except Obama didn’t fantasize about wiping out a major coastal city.
I bet he did privately.
This is not a joke. She is convinced she is correct. Sadly, she is just another corrupt politicians working hard to feather her nest.
The New Green Deal works very well as a cartoon.
And remember the only reason it won’t work will be because the REAL GND was not tried.
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