Michelle Malkin, my favorite little Firecracker blogger, has a story that has me so upset I’ve put away my Top Ten lists of Mark Foley and the clues we should have seen. Yes, it’s THAT BAD! I’m disgusted by what I see these days — or more accurately, what I don’t see. The faces of Muslim women. Why? Veils.
Michelle posted a piece where some people, or as they are called in journalistic circles, youths — have become offended that Mr. Jack Straw, a British something or other, has asked Muslim women to stop wearing their veils because it’s ‘demeaning.’
Many women in Iran for example wear the burqua. A long one piece sheet that covers Middle Eastern Women from head to toe and makes them look like big purple or blue versions of Cousin It from the Addams Family.
Normally, I’m very sensitive to the needs of others and very respectful of opinions that differ from my own. Just the other day I answered my front door to see the weirdest of all religions standing on my porch — Scientologists. It was a hot day so I said “Can I get you anything for your head? A hat? Some fresh tin foil?” Because that’s the kind of duck I am.
However, in this case, I have to call on the resignation of all Muslim Imams for making women wear these stupid Human Slipcovers. If we don’t put a stop to this soon, one day we’ll see these women covering their forearms with little doilies. Who knows where this will end.
Muslim woman: Man of mine. You are balancing a mug of hot tea upon my head!
Muslim man: Woman, it is my right!
Muslim woman: How many times have I told you — use a coaster!!
Then it would get worse…
Door bell rings
Muslim Man: Woman, there are Scientologists at our front door.
Muslim woman: No – don’t let them jump on me!!!
Humiliating.
You might be asking yourself, “Ducky, you’re not Muslim. What say do you have in this?”
Well, by the same logic that had Muslims demanding the resignation of the Pope when he concluded, for some amazing reason, that Muslims had a propensity for violence. Or rather, somebody he quoted was quoting somebody who said that. I don’t know, I couldn’t make out what he said over all that rioting.
Normally, I would call for the death of all Imams, however, Imams who call Muslims to wage Jihad and kill all non believers are still an interesting source of entertainment.
So I’ll just say this: Mr. Imams — Tear Down That Veil.
Thank you. I have to go, There are a couple of slipcovers knocking on my front door.
Muslim woman: How many times have I told you — use a coaster!!
HA!
Great stuff, ducky.
Odd that you mention Scientologists. I find many similarities between L. Ron Hubbard and Muhammad.
Fatwa on the George guy, No muslim would have ever have greenlighted a movie version of Muhammed’s book as @#%^&% as BattleField Earth.
Compare Muslims to Scientologists, now us followers of the religion of peace must kill you!
ULULULULUUULLULULULULULULULULULU!
Release the lawyers on the George Guy.
L. Ron Hubbard could write much better fiction than the Koran.
Muhammad was the body-thetan of a camel’s fecal exhaust port. Allahu-goodbar!
I try very hard to respect the beliefs of other people’s religions. However since many of the Muslims in the world seem to think it is perfectly reasonable to take away not only my religious beliefs but my very life, all bets are off.
I want Muslim men to have to live behind the veil, most of them are ugly in the extreme anyway so no real sacrifice there. I want them to be prisoners in their own homes, to be kept in ignorance all their lives. I want them to have to be escorted by female members of their family everywhere they go. But more than that I want them to have children (give birth, bleed once a month, have the hormones from h*)08.
I’m vicious, I know but after the mess they’ve made of things, I think it’s only fair.
Just because I like to be pedantic:
A Hijaab is a scarf-like covering that covers the hair of the head.
An abaya or jilbaab is an overgarment that covers the body below the neck.
A niqaab is a form of veiling where everything (except the eyes) is covered. Some forms of this type of veiling also have a thin veil that can be pulled over to hide the eyes. (Thus, this is abaya/jilbaab (covering the body) + Hijaab (covering the hair) + niqaab (covering the face).)
A chador is a form of veiling that covers everything except the face. (That is, an abaya/jilbaab (covering the body) + Hijaab (covering the hair).) This term is often used to refer to the form of veiling in Iran.
A burqah is used to refer to any form of veiling, but usually has the connotation of covering the face as well (whether the eyes are exposed, covered with a thin veil, or blocked by a grill- or mesh-like cloth box in one’s niqaab).