Charles over at Little Green Footballs has some interesting results from a survey given to visitors at the Islamic Society of North America.
Surveys are excellent ways to take the temperature of a community to see just how they feel.
The results tend to blame America. Can you believe that?
Here are some other quiz questions. Feel free to take them and see how YOU compare.
What are these youths doing?
1. Setting a car on fire and watching it burn
2. Witnessing French Automotive Engineering
3. Watching a horrible accident and hoping they can save any trapped Jews.
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Where would something like this happen?
1. Anywhere in the Middle East
2. The Headquarters for Air America
3. These are not true, peaceful Muslims.
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Tell me what you are seeing?
1. The inside of a mosque
2. A weapons armory
3. Dick Cheney’s house
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What is this young man doing?
1. Kicking someone while they squirm in pain.
2. Taking a closer look to give aid.
3. Dancing to lift the fallen man’s spirits
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What does this picture represent?
1. Free speech
2. A deliberate insult to Islam
3. How dare you show me this picture, you dog! I’ll kill you!!!!
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What are these young people looking at?
1. French Police
2. The New York Yankees
3. President Bush
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Whom do you blame for the following picture?
1. Crazed Islamist Extremists
2. Drunken Pilots
3. Jews and the NeoCon conspiracy.
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Grading system. Each time you answer 1 it is worth 1 point. Each 2 answer is worth 3 points. Each 3 anwer is worth 5 points.
7-10 points: You are solidly grounded in the real world. Please consider any career in a field offering ample opportunity.
11-22 points: Maybe you should try reading a book and laying off the drugs. You might consider a career stumping for Lyndon Larouche.
22- 35 points: You are a Muslim sympathizer. You might consider a career as a Democratic Politician or a Suidice Bomber.
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Well, how did you do?
French automotive engineering! Just driving a Peugeot or a Citroen should be considered a terrorist attempt!
First! Admiral akbar!
The correct answer for the armory photo should be “CAIR Regional Office, Dearborn”
What’s with the jooooo weapons on that gun rack? There’s two Uzis that I can see. Maybe a Baby Eagle pistola, can’t tell for certain. Maybe there IS something good coming out of Israel.
I guessed ALL of number three. After all, we all know that Bushitler, Cheney, and the Jews are to blame for EVERYTHING. You’re just trying to throw us off by adding those other guesses…
35 for me! Yeaaaargh!!!
Actualy its only Cheney and Rumsfeld.
The President has done a good job unfortunatly a lot of the people under him have not.
We don’t have time for your gay surveys! We are busy hiding Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid so that the American People don’t realize who is taking over until it’s all over…then we shall rule and pass laws against all fun and Republican excess!
Hmmm… that’s a strange armory; lotsa modern military-looking pieces, and a cap-and-ball revolver? (Though it does appear to be a replica of an 1860-something military revolver.)
That’s the inside of Frank J.’s house, isn’t it?
And what’s a “Suidice Bomber”? One that does 3d6 damage?
You make fun of Mohamed (may fleas be upon him) but do not answer the previous Dr Ducky question?!
Die Infidel! ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULUL!!!
Just think: a little more diplomacy would have prevented all of this.
– Jimmy Carter
Ducky,
Though I scored a 7, a couple of the questions are confusing…
Question 1: answer 1 or 2 should be correct.
Question 2: again, answers 1 and 2 seem to be correct.
Question 3: At fist I wondered where you got a photo of my closet, but then I noticed the repation of pistols and rifles, and there was no AR-50. Other than that, where is “both 1 and 3”?
Beyond that, the last four questions have answers that are pretty strightforward.
😎
Caption #6
A chronic shortage of preparation-H precipitates violent protest.
I was about to make a snarky comment about “Suidice Bombers”, but first I ran a Google search:
So I guess the Duck is right after all.
I had to stop reading after i read the words “French Automotive Engineering”… I’ve never seen them used in the same sentence before. I can’t quite grasp their meaning. It’s right up there with “French military victory.” Must stop now…head hurts.
The sixth one should have another option-they are giving the finger to Mohammed.
The first picture is obviously a scene from Detroit after the 1984 World Series.
I can’t believe you posted that depiction of Mohammed. That’s almost as bad as that time I dressed as him for Halloween:
http://homepage.mac.com/carpetback/iblog/C1237449076/E20061030204606/index.html