Among Michael Moore’s promises to Conservatives:
10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you — and your employees — that new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative women that wage, too.
Is Michael Moore actually trying to tell Conservatives that he’s going to be paying them minimum wage?
Dude, Some of us actually make more than that. Thank you for the offer, we’re flattered, but I think we’d rather make what we’re making now.
As for one of his other promises:
12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.
Congressman William Jefferson (D – LA – District 2) was caught with a hundred thousand bucks of lobbyist cash in his freezer, Michael. He also ordered National Guard units to help unload his house when there hundreds and thousands of other people in desperate need of their help.
Until his ass is out of Congress and sitting on a bench in a jail cell, we’ll believe you as far as we can throw you.
Which is nada (what if God could create a rock He couldn’t lift and all…).
Atlas, Hercules, Superman, and a legion of flying monkeys couldn’t LIFT Michael Moore, much less throw him.
But Aquaman would just throw fish carcasses under him & Mikey would squash all the fish oil out of them, producing gallons and gallons of the vital health supplement, and we’d all live to over 100 years old.
Don’t you mean 1,000 years old?
What I enjoy? That (apparently) the democrats will be the ones paying people’s wages, not the employers!
Whahapp’n to the cats? Tis Friday isn’t it?
It’s a shame that the Dhimmists don’t realize that raising the MW is going to benefit “undocumented workers” more than it will Americans. But we DO get the honor of paying for it.
This just goes to show you…Moonbatman (no insult to Batman) probably couldn’t make more than minimum wage until the commies in Hollwood (Moonbat City) began to bankroll his garbage. Can someone please try to teach him how to shave? Oh…that’s right…razors aren’t approved for use by the severely mentally disabled.
As I recall, they only found $90,000 in Dollar Bill’s freezer – and doesn’t everyone keep $90,000 in their freezer for a rainy day? Nothing suspicious there, nope. And even less suspicious when he commandeered his military escort to take him by his house post-Katrina so he could take out several bags of … let your imagination go wild.
And I’d recommend keeping an eye on Governess Blanco’s Road Home Program (lack of) fund distribution. It should demonstrate what happens when libtards control the purse strings. Ugh.
There is no way Frank pays a Joooooo more than minimum wage…….
Religious tolerance? Didn’t the debacle at WACO happen on Clinton’s watch? How convieniently forgotten…
Religious intolerance concerning the Branch Davidians? I’m not buying that one, whether it was under any administration. People become intolerant, or at least they should, of abusive cults regardless of religious denominations. The fact that the Vatican gets away with so much is proof that being submissive and tolerant to religious edict is a bad judgement call.
It defeats the idea of free will.
The left is big on using the intolerance issue while cowering to Islamist motivations. What a bunch, or facism if you will, of rubes! As for Moore, he’ll talk about conserverative intolerance, but wasn’t he the one who referred to the “Red states” as “Jesusland”?
I don’t think of Mikey Moo-er as a tolerant, understanding person. He’s more of a mouthpiece for the pseudo-moral leftists.
So this is what PJ Media has to offer? And after that big press release too. Heh, Kos has nothing to worry about.
//Heh, Kos has nothing to worry about.//
Heh…neither do any women in your life there, “Tuck”.
“When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you — and your employees — that new wage, too.”
Yeah! That’s what every employer wants.. to make the same wage as the people he hires. I wanna be a Commie too! Where can I sign on?
Ok, I get it!
They crumbs left behind by the new ruling class will be so much better than the old stale crumbs of the old ruling class.
Rank and file conservatives, mindless tools that we are, need to cast off the class oppression from the evil capitalist ruling class. Accept the warm motherly care of our new all embracing nanny state. Accept a newer, more caring ruling elite. We assure you that you will be lead be only the finest hand picked members of only our best educational establishments. Please accept it painlessly. It’s all for your own good, whether you know it or not.
Bill Clinton pardoned a convicted murderer, and brought down (along with seventy seven innocent people) an alleged tax evader at waco. Oh how I long for the days that we had a president that was that concerned with our civil rights.
Sorry seventy-six innocent people(confirmed).
Guess I should have expanded my point. Going after Americans is easy for the Dems. Don’t ask them to take care of the country from outside our borders, though.
Sure Koresh was a whack-job cult leader. (the son of God doesn’t use AK-47’s. He’s a 5.56mm kind of prophet) And he should have been dealt with. But to those ends? What about all of the other cults out there? Is YOUR church BATF approved?
I thought #7 was a hoot –
7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.
Yes, the old “police law enforcement” action. To stop a million terrorists who want to get here. And maybe kill him Mikey too.
Thanks Mikey. Now go back to bed and burp.