Saddam is dead and I have to say – Wow, the Iraqi justice system moves quickly. It was funny to see some of the Americans caught off guard.
Ramsey Clark: Saddam will not be getting the death penalty.We have filed an appeal and plan to… HEY, GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE!!!
Saddam Hussein is now dead.
What happens next? Civil war? Peace in the Middle East?
Who cares. I want to know one thing: What will they be doing with the body?
In the tender, .loving spirit that is IMAO, I have started a list….
101 Uses For a Dead Saddam.
Maybe you can help me add to it…
1. T-ball stand
2. Put two grooves in his forehead. Make him an ashtray.
3. Chiropractic dummy
4. Bayonet dummy
5. Ottoman
6. Cast him in bronze make a statue for the ACLU
7. Cat condo
8. Burqua manikin
9. Iraqi farm league pitcher’s mound
10. Three man toboggan (four if his neck isn’t too broken)
11. Stand-in for Weekend At Bernie’s III
12. Prayer rug
13. Hang him with his sons and make wind chimes
14. Democrat voter
15. Elephant tampon
16. French Disneyland Figure: You must be at least THIS tall to ride…
17. Fertilizer
18. CPR Dummy
19. Fuzzy Beard Donor
20. Green Zone Speed Bump
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If you have suggestions on Uses for A Dead Saddam, please post them in comments.
-Daily Kos Diarist
-Pinata’
-Democratic Party Presidential Candidate
Stand-in for Teddy Kennedy (put a shot glass in his hand)
Vice Presidential running mate for John Kerry.
He’ll be non combative, very quiet, and will keep the undisclosed safe location undisclosed.
I’m sorry to correct you Laura, but that would clearly never work. Dead Saddam would have far more charisma than John Kerry and would overshadow him at every appearance. And, what about the troops? Saddam would be far more liked by the troops than Kerry.
Freeze dry the body. Put a light bulb in his mouth, some wiring, and a garish lampshade on his head. Add an imaginatively placed on/off switch.
Wahhlaaa– Saddam novelty lampshade.
Ohhhh– Novelty Collectables–
Saddam novelty lampshade.
Ted Kennady bar lamp with emergency lifeboat.
The 2-by-4 that goes up Al Gores ass.
John Bolton’s “stash”
Jimmy Carters shit eating grin.
Stuffed Brezhnev automaton complete with fuzzy eyebrows and waving arm for Mayday parades.
Barak Obama’s résumé?
How could I forget?
Saddam boggle head hood ornament.
No assembly required. Just tie him to the hood.
— A Baghdad “source” for the AP.
— A victim of an Israeli missle attack on a nuetral red cross ambulance.
#21. Cindy Sheehan’s only receptive & viable lover.
-A news anchorperson for any network news program.
– a homosexual “practice doll”.
– A crash test dummy.
– A pinata (he already comes with the rope to suspend him from the tree).
– The next Democratic Presidential candidate.
– A corperate yes-man (sit him in a seat and shake him back and forth; his head ought to nod quite easily).
-Kitty scratching post.
-Department store maniqen (even better; any clothing store located on Polk street in San Fran).
Gallows Test Dummy for Ramsey Clark NEXT!
Ant farm.
Donate the corpse to a pig farmer for feed. Seems fitting.
Now… when are the scheduled to hang his defense team?
I think that instead of burying him, they ought to stuff his ass with pork byproducts & feed him to wild dogs in the Israeli wilderness.
Pinata.
Archery/shooting range Target.
Foil in an IMW: (Cyber-Saddam)
hat/gun rack.
Dart board holder.
Magician’s assistant.
Bowling ball (head only)
9-11 documentary stunt double.
Shellac him with one arm, bent at the elbow, pointing straight out with the hand in a fist with a gap in the middle. Stick some cigars in his hand and he’d be great in front of a cigar store.
They should’ve hung GW Bush(asshole) with him