I’m thinking:
“Does this noose make me look fat?”
or
“I’ll give ’em credit for trying, but the Iraqi version of the Village People just seems to be missing that flamboyant spark… possibly because it’s so hard to arm-spell Y-M-C-A in Arabic.”
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“It will only take me a moment to get your measurements, just sit tight.”
“What? I can’t hear you. You’ll have to speak up Saddam, it seems like there is something obstructing your throat.”
“It’s just a harness, it will stop your fall – just standard procedure.”
You should post this photo on one of those swinger sites.
Well hung, ME-M seeks obedient servants for BDSM. Must be comfortable around dead people. Recently, I’ve developed a much more quite reserved side, so you had probably beter take the dominant part this time. I also have a neat trick where I turn my head all the way around just like in “The Exorcist”. I’m still working on the green puke though, give it a couple weeks. Smoking is fine, but no pork or dogs please.
In a land not very far away from here
George W. Bush was drinkin beer
His daddy was head of the CIA
Now listen up close to what I say
The CIA worked for Standard Oil
And other companies to whom they’re loyal
In a whole other land by the name of Iran
The people got wise and took a stand
To the oil companies,
“Hey! ain’t shit funny!
This is our oil, our land, our money!”
The CIA got mad and sent false info
to Iraq to help start the Iran/Iraq wo’
Pronounced war if I have to be proper
The CIA is the cops that’s why I hate the coppers
Saddam Hussein was their man out there
They told him to rule while keepin people scared
Sayin any opposition to him, he must crush it
He gassed the Kurds, they gave him his budget
Said you gotta kick ass to protect our cash
Step out of line and feel our wrath
You know the time without lookin at the little hand
Time came for them to cut out the middle man
Children maimed with no legs and shit
Cause the “Bombs Over..” you know the OutKast hit
War ain’t about one land against the next
It’s po’ people dyin so the rich cash checks
What Saddam is thinking, “40 Virgins are waiting for me!” What he does not realize the 40 virgins are homosexuals and have not had any new meat since Uday and Qusay went to Hell.
OMCP
No, Saddam Hussein was never our man and the CIA never worked for Standard Oil. Yes, the US did help Iraq against Iran during the middle of the Iran — Iraq war when there was a danger of Iran winning and yes middle east oil has been a political concern for the US since WWII, which it should. Gee, why argue against actual decisions made and reasoning for them, when you can substitute a bold fabrication that sounds a lot more definitive.
Take your pop history bullshit and stuff it, pinhead!
This is not happening…This is not happening…This is not happening…I’m going to genocide your families…mustard gas your villiages…I’m going to get you…I am Sodamn Insaine…Damn you Bush!!!! I will win in the--erp-snap- N NE E SE S SW W SW S SE E…(his feet as he dangles)
“No, no! I swear I’ll come up with a better comedy routine!!”
“I guess I misunderstood Robert Byrd when he asked me if I’d like to be hung like a black dude. That’s the last time I listen to people in WHITE burkas!”
“I though a ‘neck tie party’ was a gathering for well-dressed people!”
“But I thought ‘Dancing the Hemp Jig’ was the latest hip-hop fad! Darn pirates!”
“Geez, that’s a little tight guys! What are you trying to do? Kill me?”
“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get this noose off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!”
“NO- wait!
This is not what I meant when I wished of that INFIDEL Santa Claus that I be WELL HUNG for Christmas!”
OR
“And where is that virgin goat I asked for as a last request?
What do you mean ‘There are no virgin goats left because of the HADJJ?!'”
OR
“But who will get tricks for the sister of OMCP once I’m gone? He will AGAIN have to try to satisfy her boundless- ECKK! ACCKK!” …
“It will only take me a moment to get your measurements, just sit tight.”
“What? I can’t hear you. You’ll have to speak up Saddam, it seems like there is something obstructing your throat.”
“It’s just a harness, it will stop your fall – just standard procedure.”
Finally Saddam gets what he REALLY wanted for Christmas, a necktie! Only he didn’t want a PERMANANT one!!!
So, with this contraption I’ll be able to fly like David Lee Roth in the “Jump” video? Let’s rock!
This is also how Peter Pan ended his career, albeit accidentally.
I like the Peter Pan one!
You guys go on, I think I’ll hang around here a little while longer!
“I’ll prove to Bush I’m more hung than he is!”
/courtesy HuffPo
Ya mean Uday and Qusay are waiting for me under this trap door……really??
What took ya so long…
“Why not do it the American way? 20 Years, then a steady drip??”
“Am I being Punk’d? Seriously guys, Ashton, where are you my friend? You’re really putting one over on old Saddam this time, you rapscallion you.”
You should post this photo on one of those swinger sites.
Well hung, ME-M seeks obedient servants for BDSM. Must be comfortable around dead people. Recently, I’ve developed a much more quite reserved side, so you had probably beter take the dominant part this time. I also have a neat trick where I turn my head all the way around just like in “The Exorcist”. I’m still working on the green puke though, give it a couple weeks. Smoking is fine, but no pork or dogs please.
Now the war is lost, for the democrats. Saddam and his sons and even Zarqawi are dead. Who is left to accept the surrender they demand we offer?
“Oh. THAT I recognize.”
/C&F
Watch the collar, guys. I just had this dry-cleaned for a special event!
how about:
“Damn, I knew that following the CIA’s instructions would get me in trouble.”
or,
“Dammit that’s the last time I trust an American.
I never should have done business with those scumbags. I knew they’d double-cross me all along”
In a land not very far away from here
George W. Bush was drinkin beer
His daddy was head of the CIA
Now listen up close to what I say
The CIA worked for Standard Oil
And other companies to whom they’re loyal
In a whole other land by the name of Iran
The people got wise and took a stand
To the oil companies,
“Hey! ain’t shit funny!
This is our oil, our land, our money!”
The CIA got mad and sent false info
to Iraq to help start the Iran/Iraq wo’
Pronounced war if I have to be proper
The CIA is the cops that’s why I hate the coppers
Saddam Hussein was their man out there
They told him to rule while keepin people scared
Sayin any opposition to him, he must crush it
He gassed the Kurds, they gave him his budget
Said you gotta kick ass to protect our cash
Step out of line and feel our wrath
You know the time without lookin at the little hand
Time came for them to cut out the middle man
Children maimed with no legs and shit
Cause the “Bombs Over..” you know the OutKast hit
War ain’t about one land against the next
It’s po’ people dyin so the rich cash checks
What Saddam is thinking, “40 Virgins are waiting for me!” What he does not realize the 40 virgins are homosexuals and have not had any new meat since Uday and Qusay went to Hell.
FULL video here:
http://beoshingus.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!DEE99EEC10E2C88C!650.entry
I wonder if those 40 virgins like a well hung man?
“Watch that first step. It’s a doozy.”
OMCP
No, Saddam Hussein was never our man and the CIA never worked for Standard Oil. Yes, the US did help Iraq against Iran during the middle of the Iran — Iraq war when there was a danger of Iran winning and yes middle east oil has been a political concern for the US since WWII, which it should. Gee, why argue against actual decisions made and reasoning for them, when you can substitute a bold fabrication that sounds a lot more definitive.
Take your pop history bullshit and stuff it, pinhead!
I’m guessing OMCP is an acronym for Oh, My Credibility Plummeted.
Caption: “A pinata party, you say? So then where are the li’l Mexican kids?”
“um… are you sure this is how you bungee jump?”
How’s it hanging?
Hangmen to Saddam: “C’mon little buddy, you’re hangin’ with us tonight. We’ll show you the ropes.”
This is not happening…This is not happening…This is not happening…I’m going to genocide your families…mustard gas your villiages…I’m going to get you…I am Sodamn Insaine…Damn you Bush!!!! I will win in the--erp-snap- N NE E SE S SW W SW S SE E…(his feet as he dangles)
-or-
In the end, all our deeds catch up with us
“No, no! I swear I’ll come up with a better comedy routine!!”
“I guess I misunderstood Robert Byrd when he asked me if I’d like to be hung like a black dude. That’s the last time I listen to people in WHITE burkas!”
“I though a ‘neck tie party’ was a gathering for well-dressed people!”
“But I thought ‘Dancing the Hemp Jig’ was the latest hip-hop fad! Darn pirates!”
“Hey, I can see my palace from here! Well, one of them, anyway.”
“Geez, that’s a little tight guys! What are you trying to do? Kill me?”
“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get this noose off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!”
Hey, you guys vote for me.
OK, this is when that blonde guy shoots the rope and we escape to Iran to collect the reward for my capture there…
Infidel swine…err…I just shit myself…
Damn, If the trial had lasted just three more months I could renegotiate my Presidency with the Democrats and George would get the hangman not me.
“Well, I’d heard about Auto-erotic Asphyxiation, but never tried it. Are you supposed to start this high off the groun…. ERK!” twitch twitch silence
“NO- wait!
This is not what I meant when I wished of that INFIDEL Santa Claus that I be WELL HUNG for Christmas!”
OR
“And where is that virgin goat I asked for as a last request?
What do you mean ‘There are no virgin goats left because of the HADJJ?!'”
OR
“But who will get tricks for the sister of OMCP once I’m gone? He will AGAIN have to try to satisfy her boundless- ECKK! ACCKK!” …
“Let me down from here and I’ll take Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary AND Cindy Sheehan for brides! Isn’t that punishement enough??”
“You don’t scare me! I’ve had sweaty men in black masks tie me up with rope before!”
Hangman: Looks like you’ve got the drop on us.
Hangman: Looks like you’ve got the drop on us.
Satan this is the big one, I’m coming Satan, I’m coming. I hope you warmed up my side of the bed!!
That knot wouldn’t hold a Kurd, here, let me show you how to tie a proper noose.
Wait– Wait– My shoes are too tight. You gave me shoes that are two sizes too small! Damn’it– Wait!!! This is a travesty– You cant just– Urkkk––..
“Stop!! I’m ready to allow the weapons inspectors back in. I’m serious this time!”
Hey guys this isn’t funny anymore– guys? Hey– Ramsey Clark’s gonna kick your ––
“Is it a consonant or a vowel…? C’mon! just gimme a little hint!!”
“I’m gonna be hung like a horse,…I mean a horse thief.”