Sorry; I had an In My World™ about the immigration bill nearly completed last night, but this the first time I’ve gotten to a computer so far today. I’ll finish it up for tomorrow. Sorry.
Wait… why am I apologizing? It’s not like you pay me for this. Know what: PayPal me $20 and I’ll apologize to you.
Pay YOU $20 for an apology?
You should be paying me for your apology.
Dear Sir:
It has come to our attention that you have not posted an “In My World” post about the immigration bill currently being considered in Congress. At this time, while you claim that no action is required on your part, you offer as support of the aforementioned claim only a vague, and somewhat jocular reference to fees, cavalierly discarding the close financial, fiduciary, and sociological relationship we have developed. Should you fail to take any action, we will therefore be forced to wait on your forthcoming “In My World” post about the immigration bill currently being considered in Congress.
Since this site prides itself on timely, serious, and thoughtful reaction to current events, a reasonable person would expect an “In My World” post about the immigration bill currently being considered in Congress. These undisputed facts have come to the attention of our legal department, who find ample cause for litigation in this implied offer you have made to make an “In My World” post about the immigration bill currently being considered in Congress.
Sincerely, Your Trolls
I was told that this was the free cheese line. You know what you can do with your damn ice cream!
Based on the delay in posting a comment, this post over at Wizbang probably applies to your site as well.
I thought we were being paid to critique your work.
I’ll only pay you for more posts from monkey.
Wow, Frank has his own Trolls. This will of course go to his head, why shouldn’t it I suppose, he has obviously earned the great honor of a Trollcheck several times a day.
Don’t know who died this time but ice cream, and it’s free? Yayyyyyyyyyyy.
I was looking forward to the article.
I’m crushed and demoralized now.
The Bee donn pay no one for nuttin – comprende? I weel pay attention to Senior El Presidente Thompson though.
Frank, This delay DISPLEASES me. Watch your back. Your friend?,
F. Thompson
This is outrageous! There must be some measure of accountability. Your timelines alone are not sufficient, we want benchmarks as well.
(…I don’t know whether you are a super-evil genius, or an incompetent blathering boob?)
This is simply another instance of hoodwinking and extortion by a corrupt administration!
We will not give you a blank check, Mr.!
The American people have spoken….
Urgent Off-Topic Alert
I saw this story and immediately thought of you, FrankJ.
What are you going to do to SAVE US from this horrific monkey menace?
Not to mention their nefarous squirrel and rabbit agents…
øNingË™n comentario sobre la inmigración? Tomaremos su país que usted tomó de nosotros!
If I didn’t know better I would think someone is a little “PMS”sy today. Eat some chocolate and watch An Affair to Remember and it will all be better in the morning. ( don’t you just hate patronizers)
I was about to pay up but heard that congress is about to grant Amnesty. Is that true and does that mean I don’t owe you anything anymore? I sure hope so!
Hope you see this before you post. How can anyone be surprised at the condition of the republican party with this kind of thinking at the top.
What? Is this not the International Monkey Assasination Organization?
Have I come to the wrong place to seek help against this terrifying turn of events?