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  1. Entering the country without authentic papers is illegal, prostitution is illegal, kidnapping is illegal, beastiallity is illegal (Hey, they never said it wasn’t ‘literally’ a coyote), dammit, and I get pulled over for 9 over!
    I need a beer. =)

  2. Si.
    “I don’t want any f*cking oranges or flowers!”
    …can you get that translated to espanol, and have it put on the front of a T-shirt, with a silouette of an illegal standing in the turn lane?
    You can put, “Jobs Americans won’t do” on the back with a U-turn sign…

  3. You know why some had passports?
    They needed them to get into MEXICO!
    F***ing MEXICO, people! They are more afraid of the border patrol in Mexico than the US.
    This of course is because of the badass chihuahuas they have that are trained to trip you in the middle of the night as you sneak across the border. You can hear a German Shepherd sneak up on you. Not scary.

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