Found this on a Cracked post which I found through Conservative Grapevine. These are all scenes from the Nicolas Cage movie Wicker Man:
Cracked puts forth the challenge that you try and write the rest of the movie so these scenes make sense in context. I think I’d start with making it a movie about a cult that worships Winnie the Poo.
That was horrible.
Not a Nck Cage fan by any stretch. Liked both National treasures but in spite of him not because of him. The movie clips, truly disturbing.
Winnie the Poo cult worship? Say, I wrote that book years ago about the time I finished making Koolaid in Jonestown for some friends.
Now my latest cult book -you just won’t believe this one -is about a guy named Obama – he’s actually the new age messiah who merges old age liberalism with myticsm and a little coke and ends up in politics. Don’t worry it’s just fiction.