NOTE: This is an IMAO projection of what a Barack Obama presidency could be like.
President Obama was eating his morning waffles. “I sure love waffles,” he said to no one in particular.
His aide rushed into the room. “Sir, Iran has–”
“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” Obama asked angrily.
“Sir, there is a crisis and–”
“Can you not see the waffle I am eating? You will wait until my waffle is gone to talk to me! I’m the president!”
“Yes, sir.”
Obama took another bite. “I sure love waffles. I guess its the shape I like best. The waffle shape.”
“Maybe you should just eat your waffles instead of talking about them so we can get to business,” the aide suggested.
“Don’t tell me how to eat my waffles!” Obama screamed. “I’m the president!” He then muttered to himself, “Dumb cracker.” He looked back to the waffles. “Mmm… waffles!”
I’m John McCain, former Vietnam war prisoner and hero and now married to a babe who has a gazillion dollars and I would like to disassociate myself from this Blog and this hateful and racist post! On behalf of the American people I have worked to cross the isle and build bridges with my close personal friend Senator Barack Obama and this type of cheap dirty trick has no place in today’s politics and is the work of Conservatives whom my party can certainly do without this election cycle! Save Mother Earth and let’s fight Global Warming together on this Earth Day!!!
Crack cocaine was just a failed experiment in the CIA’s efforts to create Waffles – the true destroyer of the black community! Why else would waffles look so much like crackers???!?!?!
Those bitter Pennsylvanians?
Let them eat arugula waffles!
Is he also having chicken with these waffles? Or is it waffles like the John Kerry version of waffles, I doubt this because if one thing Obamasama’s been rather consistent in his overall statements, even if he can’t keep what others said straight to save his grandmother from under the bus.
Maybe it’s time for “BHO Fabulous facts”!
The real question is was there any fired chicken involved….
Obama could rename the White House to the Waffle House and have waffles served 24/7.
Lol! Mmm, waffles!! Lol! Mmm, waffles!! <3
The real question is was there any fired chicken involved….
#6 – Posted by: Kyle on April 22, 2008 08:20 PM
Fired chicken…so not only is the economy in the tank but Obama’s seen fit to terminate all poultry from their current position?
Must really find out if these meds come in a higher dose